22 Comments on 45 ISIS Fighters Eat Poisoned Meal And Die
Just air-drop Michelle’s lunches. (…and pray no one calls out
the Geneva Convention…)
Probably just forget which hand was to eat and which was to wipe.
And it was the fast-breaking meal of Ramadan! The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Who knew St. Michael the Archangel would slip ptomaine (or whatever) into their goatmeat!
Maybe they shouldn’t have ordered from Rosenblats Deli.
From the comments:
All that surplus tainted Chinese dog food and beef jerky were put to good use!!!
That person belongs here at iOTW
Send them a case of Cutco Knives
probably got some “bad meat in their can”!
I’ll bet they were shocked to find out their 72 virgins were recently tossed from roofs.
I liked the comment ” The cook that prepared the meal has killed more isis than obama in 18 months “.
This would have been funnier if it happened at the Iftar dinner held at the White Hut. I’ll take this version anyway.
There should be an A-10 in the background, lining up at about 3,000 feet and 400 knots.
Allah hu Akbar.
Wonder if it was Goat? The cannibals would have literally been eating their own boyfriends! Not bad, first screw it and then have for the entree!
You’d die, too if all you ate was muslim approved food. From the savage cult that can’t think, create, contribute or build anything.
I think it’s time for a patriot chef in the WH kitchen…AND one in the congressional cafeteria. What say you?
CSI Bumphuq will have quite a time solving this crime. We all know what a class guy Mohamhead was (just ask Aisha, his 6 yo wife), he approved of having sex with the goats and camels but if you inseminated one, then you could NOT sell it in your own village, but, yeah, sure, the next village down the trail, WTF!!
That policy was very forward thinking–it helps stop inbreeding!
LOL! muhammad awaits in the main c*cksucking booth of hell. Haa, haah@!
looks like Gustavo Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos has struck again.
Never were the words, “Aloha, SNACKBAR,” more true!!! 😆
I’m thinking some poor raped captive had the last laugh.