A CNN Exclusive

March 23, 2017 Dr. Tar 20

Bathmophobia isn’t a fear of taking a bath on a moped. No, its the irrational fear of stairs or slopes and CNN recently speculated that perhaps Donald Trump suffers from the affliction.  Obviously he must resign immediately.  We can’t have the leader of the free world frightened to take the [Read More]

Sears Doubts It Has A Future

March 23, 2017 Dr. Tar 25

From its start as the catalog that graced the interior of outhouses across the nation to a towering skyscraper in Chicago to anchor store in numerous malls, the latest projection of its own future from the once mighty Sears is bleak. More  They’ll join a long list that includes A&P, Montgomery [Read More]

Wash Post Worried Trump Doesn’t Have A Dog

March 23, 2017 Dr. Tar 18

Style Reporter for the Washington Post, Caitlin Gibson, took note of a glaring omission from the WH staff – a family dog. Because nothing screams at the great unwashed that the leader of the nation is just like everyone else like having a canine buddy [Read More]

Clothier Sues Ivanka For “Unfair Competition”

March 22, 2017 Dr. Tar 23

Modern Appealing Clothing, MAC of San Francisco (and Minneapolis) has filed a class action lawsuit against first daughter Ivanka Trump claiming that her clothing line is competing unfairly because of the additional publicity it receives.  Brother and sister Ben and Chris Ospital filed the lawsuit in a San Francisco [Read More]

The M-44 “Cyanide Bomb”

March 22, 2017 Dr. Tar 25

United States Department of Agriculture Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service uses a spring loaded device that when touched shoots out a shower of sodium cyanide powder.  The M-44 or cyanide bomb is used to control unwanted predators and according to the Wildlife Services,  only deployed with [Read More]

First List Of Sanctuary Cities Now Available

March 21, 2017 Dr. Tar 9

Did your local officials refuse to detain criminal illegal aliens even though Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) recommended that they be held for at least 48 hours so they could be deported?  You can find out, now that the Department of Homeland Security is generating a [Read More]

Elmo Gets A Pink Slip

March 21, 2017 Dr. Tar 18

A “parody” of what will happen to a beloved Sesame Street character if the Administration’s budget gets full approval from Congress. Watch h/t Weasel Zippers

Judge Napolitano Pulled By Fox

March 21, 2017 Dr. Tar 15

Judge Andrew Napolitano has been suspended from appearing on Fox News for the foreseeable future after claiming to have three sources who accused British intelligence of monitoring members of Donald Trump’s campaign for the Obama Administration. More

Brady’s Missing Super Bowl Jerseys Found In Mexico

March 20, 2017 Dr. Tar 12

Reports this morning that the FBI was called in to recover not only Tom Brady’s winning Super Bowl LI jersey but also his winning Super Bowl XLIX jersey from Mexico. “NFL believes the jersey was stolen by someone posing as international media member.” More

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