Sheriff Clarke Won’t Be Taking DHS Job

June 18, 2017 Dr. Tar 5

In a statement released yesterday by Sheriff David Clarke’s assistant, Craig Peterson clarified that Clarke has turned down the offer of assistant secretary, DHS. More Clarke critics claim the sheriff turned down a job he was never actually offered.

Bless Her Heart

June 17, 2017 Dr. Tar 30

Nigerian Olympic athlete Blessing Okagbare-Ighoteguonor was making her long jump at a meet in Oslo, Norway when she experienced a bit of a malfunction and ended up in 7th place. Watch

Cosby Gets A Mistrial

June 17, 2017 Dr. Tar 19

Declaring today that the jury was hopelessly deadlocked in the Cosby sexual assault case, the well-known comedian and TV star, Bill Cosby, received a mistrial today. Prosecutors have declared their intention to retry him while the judge still has to decide if Cosby will again face trial. [Read More]

Body Blitz Bans the Penis

June 16, 2017 Dr. Tar 19

A Toronto spa that caters only to women has initiated a “no male genitals” rule that is drawing the ire of the progressive left who think the gender confused should be allowed to force themselves upon everyone, everywhere. More I wonder if Bruce Jenner will show [Read More]

Hornet Aviators Issued Garmin Watches

June 16, 2017 Dr. Tar 8

The Navy is providing Fenix 3 watches to those who fly F/A-18 Hornet and E/A-18 Growlers so that they have a better warning system for low oxygen in the cockpit. A recent study conducted by the Navy has documented a number of “cockpit” episodes caused by “hypoxia-like” events that have [Read More]

Maxine’s Lucrative Mailer Business

June 15, 2017 Dr. Tar 18

If you’re a California democrat seeking statewide office you’re going to want to pony up upwards of $45,000 to get your name on Maxine Waters’ (CA-D) mailer. The operation is run by daughter Karen Waters who has been paid “hundreds of thousands” for her effort. [Read More]

Canada’s Eight-Year-Old Drag Queen

June 15, 2017 Dr. Tar 35

With “supportive parents” eight-year-old Nemis Quinn Mélançon Golden makes appearances at gay clubs in Montreal as “Lactatia.” The boy made a big splash recently on the internet when a he gave advice for other children who aren’t allowed perform in drag. More

Fox News Needs A New Tag Line

June 15, 2017 Dr. Tar 105

Since the Roger Ailes’ Era came to an end last summer, Fox News no longer uses its famous self-description of being “Fair & Balanced.” It’s been nearly a year and they have yet to come up with something else however. More How about, “Now with [Read More]

Yes, Democrats, Take Bernie’s Advice

June 14, 2017 Dr. Tar 12

The last twelve years have been rough on Democrats across the board in this country, but Bernie Sanders (VT-I) is taking heart from the recent UK elections and offering up advice on how Dems can run on a socialist platform and regain power. More It [Read More]

Good News For Pale People

June 14, 2017 Dr. Tar 22

After ten years of study, researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital are proud to announce that they have found a new drug that will cause a person’s skin to tan, without being in the sun. More      

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