AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

AWD was sitting back enjoying his vanilla latte while getting a marvelous mani/pedi and a full lavender-scented facial scrub and had pretty much decided to write about how awful it is that American men have become so feminine! @#*& liberals!

But then I thought hell, we’ve discussed that topic numerous times over the years. Hold on, they’re getting ready to wax AWD’s crotchular region…

OK, back again. So AWD thought to himself, “Big Sexy, why not try something new and go to one of the websites you read and just randomly grab some of the topics and give a short opinion on each?” I then said, “Why AWD, that just might work.” So here goes.

Here’s the top stories at iotwReport:

Venezuela, Accused of Selling Passports to Hezbollah, Is Running Out of Passports for Venezuelans

Well, of course they are! Venezuela is the latest victim of socialism. Once the wealthiest country in South America, Venezuela has the greatest oil reserves in the world. But all that wealth was BC. Before Chavez. Señor Potato Head Chavez took over the country, seized the press and corporations, nationalized foreign businesses which halted all foreign investment, and stole from the wealthy to give to the poor. And guess what? They’re all now poor and eating dogs in the street.

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6 Comments on AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

  1. “They’re all now poor and eating dogs in the street.”

    Jack Russell terriers give me gas but spaniels make some fine eatin’.
    The nearer the leash, the sweeter the meat.

  2. Love me some AWD too, but I have to bring him back down to planet earth once in awhile. Hehehe. Actually, if I didn’t know the guy personally, there’s no way I would have ever met BFH, so I gotta thank him for that.

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