British Police Warn Bumping Into Someone Under the Mistletoe Without Consent ‘Is Rape’

Breitbart:

British police have been subjected to widespread derision after appearing to suggest that bumping into someone under the mistletoe without consent is rape.

“If you bump into that special someone under the mistletoe tonight, remember that without consent it is rape,” tweeted Police Service Northern Ireland (PSNI) — signing off with a secular “Season’s Greetings” instead of the traditional “Merry Christmas”.

PSNI, which controversially replaced the old, terror-focused Royal Ulster Constabulary (RUC) while Tony Blair was in office, received a huge public backlash.

Police were charged with being killjoys and social justice warriors, and trivialising genuine rape cases — but did not appear to take any notice until they were contacted by MailOnline.

The force then deleted their warning and issued a defensive clarification, but bungled it by appearing to suggest that what they really meant was that socialising without consent is rape:

“We posted a message on Twitter yesterday that some may have taken out of context but the message remains the same; when you are out socialising over the Christmas period, please remember without consent it is rape.”

SNIP: PSNI on Twitter is a treasure trove of bad comedy.

24 Comments on British Police Warn Bumping Into Someone Under the Mistletoe Without Consent ‘Is Rape’

  1. The oppressive police state is flourishing in England these last several years. I wouldn’t even consider a visit there anymore. We were well on our way here too with the fag and wookie. That got scary close.

  2. Who TF in England is going around to Christmas parties, hanging out under the mistletoe with their johnson hanging out? And what women are attending these parties with ready access to their va-jay-jays?

    What the hell is going on across the pond?

  3. Over 3,000 People were arrested at the Carnival last year

    Bumper Cars are considered a Gang Bang

    as are Bumper Crops…Rubber Bubber Baby Bumpers and don’t even

    get Me started on Bump Stocks

  4. Yeah. but if you’re some raghead piece of dog shit holding some 13 year old white girl hostage while you and all your filthy raghead pals rape her and force her into prostitution… well… that is just an example of glorious glorious diversity that needs to be honored and cherished.

  5. I was invited to a wedding in London this coming year and I politely declined. I’d rather
    have a root canal or drive in rush hour traffic than go to a country where acceptable speech
    is defined by idiots.

  6. Rape…..who dreamed that one up. Never in the memory of man! Why is our romantic seasonal excuse for an introduction being classed as being a very serious crime. Presumably the man would becoming a named criminal for his innocent festive behaviour. I suppose if the lady objected there is a remote possibility she could claim assault….but not rape. Absolutely stupid…….or is it April fools day already…..

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