Chesty Suspended for Alleged Leg Humping Incident

According to the satirical military news website, Dufflebag,” the official mascot of the US Marine Corp, Chesty the Bulldog, has been charged with sexual misconduct after numerous reports of unsolicited “leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting.”

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13 Comments on Chesty Suspended for Alleged Leg Humping Incident

  1. Good boy Chesty…. good boy!

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell




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  2. I sent it to all my Marine Corpse, opps, Corps, buddies. LOL
    A gruff old Army Sargent told us in boot camp that Marines eat bananas sideways for fear of being accused of something unthinkable.
    He also said, referring to Airborne, only an idiot would jump out of a perfectly good plane.
    He was a pisser, that SGT Mills. (Fort Jackson S.C.) He pretended to hate everyone, even
    civilians. “My wife’s a Goddamn civilian, and I hate the bitch.”
    But he was just a great actor. On graduation day he showed up with his very good looking wife. He was all smiles. He patted some of us on the back and wished us all well. Some were going to Vietnam.
    Sgt. M was an Airborne Ranger with Combat Infantry Badge, with clusters. A hell of a soldier. Loved America and grunts and maggots.
    We are going to have a great New Year with President Trump as CIC.




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  3. I think the best Basic Training film I have ever seen is “Take the High Ground” and hold it, with Richard Widmark and Carl Mauldin.
    as Army Drill Instructors preparing kids for war.
    Probably not around any more but a great movie nevertheless.




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  4. I remember in the movie “Patton” that General Patton was reduced to making speeches at women’s clubs in England. He had a bulldog named “William The Conquerer ” But when a pussy little French Poodle barked at William, William ran away. Patton . pissed, said “Come on… Willy.” I don’t know if it’s true or not.
    Yeah, a lot of the press didn’t like Patton. Just like today.




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  5. There’s nothing unusual about Chesty. He’s just a typical Marine. Now you know why you always hear them referred to a “those fuckin’ Marines!” He was just carrying on the Marine Corps tradition Semper Fi Marine…carry on!




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