Okay, you bastiges.
I read on this site about a “must-have mayo.”
Let me warn you, I am a mayo snob. The sun sets on Hellman’s. Don’t even try to peddle any Miracle Whip at me. No Kraft anything.
So I’m walking down a supermarket aisle and see a jar of this Duke’s. I’m making the cheese face. I’m looking at the price. 3 fitty. It better be good.
I take it home.
Uhhh. It’s not good.
It’s actually much better than Hellman’s.
Okay, errybody is off the hook. Not like the kids say it. Like, you’re not in any trouble for peddling your mayo.