The expression he sports is hilarious, given that he has tiny decorative balls hanging from his chin. Is that some sort of irony, or are the ones he no doubt has attached to his crotch yard painfully tangled?
Is this the same guy who’s on the York peppermint patty commercial? If I ever did that to my beard I’d have to give up my man card. Why would I want to do something like that to draw attention to myself and make me look like a major league dork.