For anyone that ever had a weak moment and thought maybe the left wasn’t all that bad…

… illustr8r gives you THE BEARDAMENT

27 Comments on For anyone that ever had a weak moment and thought maybe the left wasn’t all that bad…

  1. That model is trying for the Zoolander “Blue Steel” gaze.

    But he’s got more of a Rasputin vibe. With a touch of Charlie Manson.
    On a pajama boy Soy diet.

    The current fad is Millenial male models straining to look Alpha. Instead I see unemployed bike messengers who’ve just started their jeggings.

  2. “Yeah, I’m gonna have to rip his balls off.”
    ______________________________________

    MJA for the win. I damn near peed myself when I read that!

  3. The expression he sports is hilarious, given that he has tiny decorative balls hanging from his chin. Is that some sort of irony, or are the ones he no doubt has attached to his crotch yard painfully tangled?

  4. Is this the same guy who’s on the York peppermint patty commercial? If I ever did that to my beard I’d have to give up my man card. Why would I want to do something like that to draw attention to myself and make me look like a major league dork.

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