Hey y’all, here’s my annual St Patricks Day joke:
Say you are in Houston Texas, the petroleum capital of the world, how do you say the word that’s spelled O-I-L ?
Now, say you are in Kansas, the cattle capital of the world, how do you say the word that’s spelled B-E-E-F?
Now, say you are in Gloucester Massachusetts, the commercial fishing capital of America, how do you say the word that’s spelled H-O-O-K-E-D?
Okay, it’s St Patricks Day March 17th, you’re in Belfast North Ireland and you are standing between a bunch of Catholics and Protestants, how do you say all three words together?
OIL – BEEF – HOOKED
Happy St Patricks Day!
Genl Mansfield Lovell