Mansfield Lovell’s Annual St Patricks Day Joke

Hey y’all, here’s my annual St Patricks Day joke:

Say you are in Houston Texas, the petroleum capital of the world, how do you say the word that’s spelled O-I-L ?

Now, say you are in Kansas, the cattle capital of the world, how do you say the word that’s spelled B-E-E-F?

Now, say you are in Gloucester Massachusetts, the commercial fishing capital of America, how do you say the word that’s spelled H-O-O-K-E-D?

Okay, it’s St Patricks Day March 17th, you’re in Belfast North Ireland and you are standing between a bunch of Catholics and Protestants, how do you say all three words together?

OIL – BEEF – HOOKED

Happy St Patricks Day!

Genl Mansfield Lovell

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2 Comments on Mansfield Lovell’s Annual St Patricks Day Joke

  1. NSFW

    Here’s another Irish joke

    On St Patricks Day, this dude is in a bar drinking green beer. He gets a full bladder and walks into the bathroom. he’s peeing at the horse-trough urinal when a very short, redhaired guy wearing a green leprauchan suit walks in, stacks up a couple beer crates, pulls out a huge tallywhacker and begins to pee. Shocked, the dude asks the short guy “how can you be so short and have such a huge dick?” The short guy answers, “Aye, don’t ye know I’m a leprauchan, now?” The dude asks “hey, isn’t it true you have to give me one wish on St patricks Day?” The short guy says “aye, tis true. But ye have to do one thing fer me first.” The dude asks “what’s that?” The short guy says “ye have to drop yer pantaloons, bend over and I’m goin’ te fook ye up the arse”. The dude says “holy shit, I don’t know if I can handle that. But I want a johnson as big as yours so I’ll do anything to have my wish granted.” So the poor dude is bent over in pain, straining and grunting as he’s getting buggered, when the short guy taps him on the shoulder and says “aren’t ye a wee bit too old to be believin’ in leprauchans, now?”

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