Garrison Keillor Says His Hand Accidentally Went Inside the Back of a Woman’s Shirt During a Hug

Keillor says he wants to leave the country because we’re in the “grip of mania.”

You know, maybe it did happen that way.

Maybe he was just thinking about the “hit” song that Sal Vulcano made-up on the spot in order to get his hand inside someone’s shirt.

All jokes aside, these guys better watch themselves.

They do some pretty oddball and risky things when engaging with the public, and “we’re comedians” won’t cut it if someone decides to sue them for “inappropriate behavior.”

 

17 Comments on Garrison Keillor Says His Hand Accidentally Went Inside the Back of a Woman’s Shirt During a Hug

  1. He may be correct. Its one thing for a company to fire you but I doubt any of these allegations will see a courtroom. I would hope that companies would have a little higher threshold for what is harassment. That said he is a tool and can sit home by the lake and spin his tales for the internet.

  2. “They do some pretty oddball and risky things when engaging with the public, and ā€œweā€™re comediansā€ wonā€™t cut it if someone decides to sue them for ā€œinappropriate behavior.”

    Al Franken anyone?!?

    That is his M.O. and look where it got him!

  3. Right. Oh my hands position? Well i wasnt aware that it went over there. I swear it wss not conscious. It did that on its own. Who can control all these things?

  4. Keillor is right about one thing, part of the country has been “in the grip of a mania,” every since last November. The perpetrators have been trying to witch hunt the elected president ever since.

    Glad to see some of these jackasses get to see what it’s like facing the angry mob.

  5. Keillor is an asshole. He fired one of my friends and told her she was too old to work for him. She was in her 40’s at the time. He hired some young thing wannabee to work in his “cast”, and she sucked. He rehired my friend shortly after he realized that his “old” cast member was irreplaceable.
    Everything I’ve heard about the guy(and I live in Minnesota) is that he is a pompous, leftist ass.

  6. Hey, it happens.

    I remember once I was doing a fun-raiser in Dover and people brought they’re duaghters ( may have brung there sons, but i din’t notiss) – y’no they always kind a push there dotters at me, so’s I have a good time, and they can axe me shit – anywaz the floor was real polisht and shiny an slippery – like a wet eel – an somebody stumbled me and my hands went rite up a l’il girls dress. BAM. Jus like that.

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