AWD: It must be tedious for Hillary getting home to one of the Clinton mansions watching the maid clean up unsmoked but used cigars after she’s been away on another weekender with Huma. So Hillary is announcing…TADA!…she’s coming out of the closet…err…woods. Actually, everyone has known Hillary is a lebanese now for decades. Allah only knows what she does in the woods! Somebody call PETA!
Sporting her new ‘Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones circa 1964’ haircut, Hillary spoke to an, according to the NY Times, “overflow” crowd in some Gawdforsaken place called Scrotum, Pennsylvania. It was overflow because it was Denny’s Two Grand Slam Breakfasts For One night. She told the crowd of pancake munching families: