How does one say- Hold my beer and watch this- in Korean?

Stupid  is a global thing. 

34 Comments on How does one say- Hold my beer and watch this- in Korean?

  1. “This goes a long way in reversing that whole “Asians are Smart” stereotype”

    Ever seen one drive? They’re spatially challenged. It only figures it would apply three dimensionally.

  2. details, details, details.

    Or he was doing an interpretive art performance of Hillary’s 2008 and or 2016 POTUS run. If he was going for the artistic angle he nailed it. Building up speed, in the air, nothing can stop her and OUCH that must have hurt.

  3. If he survived, based upon proven video intelligence quotient, he has gained “refugee status” and eligible for free government housing, education, training, medical care, EBT card and electricity subsidy.

    Oh wait, you read, write, don’t have a 9 year old wife and aren’t an inbred 7th Century muslim?
    We’re sorry you aren’t eligible after all.

  4. Sorry but I can’t help but equate this level of stupidity to the recently passed Otto Warmbier. WTF was he thinking? I’m an American. I’m going to North
    Korea. That’s dumb enough.

    Hold my warmbier. I’m now going to steal
    This government propaganda poster.

    Not excusing Kim Dong Suck for torturing him to death.
    But what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

  5. @Bad_Brad – “Ever seen one drive?”

    Many moons ago, I narrowly avoided a collision by an Asian woman driving a Toyota mini van. My then 12 year old daughter shook her head and said, “they can build them but they can’t drive them”.

  6. jclady
    I’d bet money she froze up with a death grip on the stirring wheel and just stared straight ahead with a panicked look on her face.
    In the Bay Area we call the UFAs, Unidentified Flying Asians.

  7. Try shopping at H-Mart. Just be sure you park at the outer fringes of the lot. And don’t park so you have to back up. They’re all driving Leafs, and you never hear them coming.

  8. jclady, my kids are half-Chinese, and we used to send them to Saturday Chinese school at Perimeter Church. My wife would shaker her head sadly every Saturday as we navigated the stupid. It was easier just to show up fifteen minutes late after they’d all dropped off their kids.

    And if you think Delong with them on the road is frustrating, you ought to try having one sit next to you and tell you how to drive. One of the most challenging things in a marriage lol.

  9. Got cutoff by a car in a multiple turn lane situation years back where lanes seemed inconsequential. The car had a sign. Saigon Driving School.

  10. @Thirdtwin – I never shop at H-Mart. The smell from the seafood department makes me sick.

    “you ought to try having one sit next to you and tell you how to drive. One of the most challenging things in a marriage lol.” 🙂 🙂

  11. I came within inches of wrecking a very expensive motorcycle the other day on a demo ride. It takes brains to ride a motorcycle safely and I lapsed in judgement for a split second. It was a necessary reminder that no matter how many variables I see, one may not always be visible.

    Of course I would have never attempted this jump. But that damn curbed island appeared out of nowhere and I had a handful of 3rd gear, no telling how that could have ended.

    Be careful out there!

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