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Metro UK asks-

-And this was asked of the English men.

-“You smell like you’re on the dole” is no longer an insult.

-Eat too much and you’ll smell like Don Ho.

-Not to be pedantic but, your nose smells, it’s your vagina that stinks.

-Caitlyn Jenner ate a dozen pineapples, and indeed, his vagina smells like fake pineapples.

ht/ h.d.

 

 

 

25 Comments on <---- I don't want to write out this headline

  1. Would you believe that the TV series “The Strain” slipped this into one of their episodes? I laughed hard.

    I love fresh pineapple and don’t core it. The problem is it’s citric acid content is pretty heavy. If you want to add some fiber to your diet, you can’t get more than fresh pineapple.

  2. Frankly, I don’t care. because i’m at the point where i hate the brits for their stupidity. oh what ever happened to the days of monty python. now they were funny, dry humor, but funny. these snowflakes here and there and everywhere. its amazing they even remember to breathe when the wake up.

  3. Can’t attest to smell, but I always attach pineapple with whole cloves, topped off with a maraschino cherry in the center, glazed with honey mustard and….
    Oh wait, that’s my Christmas ham.

  4. I like how they conclude this ridiculous story with “…but there is no scientific evidence either way, so it may just be an urban legend”. WTF was the point, besides click bait?

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