Well, that assignment just says to “write about converting”. So that would be easy. Simply point out that converting to Islam means joining a misogynistic, homophobic, pedophilic, barbaric, bestiality-practicing, intolerant, murderous, uncivilized, unsanitary tribe of totalitarian theocratic plunderers with severe cognitive, ethical, and moral limitations.
Honor killing is legal, isn’t it? Because I don’t like my sister, and the fact that she wears red lipstick and tight jeans and hangs around with boys should be excuse enough, right? Honolulu snackbar everybody, and can I have her room?
Dad, my teacher has issued a Fatwa for our class to convert to Islam. Rather than having my head chopped off for refusal to convert, I have converted. The call of Jihad fills my blood and I must have a one-way plane ticket to the Holy Land so I can fight along side my brothers in arms against the unholy Zionists that occupy our lands.
Mom and sis, get those burkas on right now before I teach you a lesson that you will never forget. If I catch sis outside of the house again without a burka and talking a boy without Dad or me present, I will cleanse that which has dishonored our family.
Rush had a 12 year-old caller on yesterday. She was praising his books because they’re the only way she’s learning about American history. In the 7th grade, all she’s been taught is related to Muslim and African history.