“I’m Ready To Come Out of the Woods”


Ma Clinton, formerly your repudiated democratic presidential candidate turned flaxen-haired Queen of upstate New York sasquatch, after a long hibernation in wilderness of Chappaqua has announced her intention to return to that which she loves most, ‘Attention.’

Asked if she would run for Mayor of NYC, Clinton responded:

17 Comments on “I’m Ready To Come Out of the Woods”

  1. ^It might end up being like a hitler thing and it won’t be revealed that she’s a dike until AFTER she dies. Just sayin’.

  2. Translation:
    The Media & The Scooby Van.
    Get your stories ready now.
    For story ideas and resources
    Contact Huma A. or Donna B.

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