Women are asking their doctors if they can have nipples the size of Smarties.
Women are nuts…
Imagine if they HAD nuts.
“I’d like my nuts to be the size of a tootsie pop, please.”
“We have seen a 30 per cent rise in women requesting a smaller nipple size in the last year,” said consultant plastic surgeon Dan Marsh.
“This is tied into the trend towards smaller breast augmentation sizes.”
As always, the fashion world is dictating what size should be – recently, it’s been all thigh gaps and no cleavage. Instagram is blurring nipples. Vogue says the days of cleavage is “over”.
The natural continuation of all that? Small nipples. Naturally.
Naturally? What’s “natural” about being unnatural?