Marco Rubio just produced a very very weird ad

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NewsMachete—Marco Rubio just produced a very very weird ad. He’s all dressed up in a fancy suit and tie, and he looks like he’s sitting in a Sears portrait studio, you know, the kind where you got a family photo as a kid. Except it’s all dark, except for a giant, soft light focused on his face, giving his face a slightly foggy look reminiscent of the “vasoline cam” they used in Star Trek episodes to give women softer features.

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So Marco sits there, dressed for a night out at the opera, and talks about how great America is. And how important it is to remember that America is great. And how important it is that we keep America great. Does that remind you of anyone else’s slogan?

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But no where in the 30 second ad does Marco give a single reason why people should vote for him. more 

 

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