Okay, I’ll try this one out and see who isn’t down with my rant.
I’m in a parking lot and I’m behind some lady who stops suddenly and puts on her directional, indicating she’s going to be taking the spot that’s about to be vacated by the waddling family heading for their vehicle. That’s fine.
I have to wait because this lady decided she was going to drive straight up the gut, leaving no room to pass her on either side.
The vacating people get in the car and are taking their time, which is what a-holes do when they see someone waiting for the spot.
The back-up lights finally go on, but the lady in front of me suddenly lurches forward about ten feet and puts on her LEFT directional.
Another waddling pack was spotted heading for their vehicle about 2o feet closer to the store.
I am not kidding, this lady went ahead one car length to get closer to the store by about .004% and was now making 2 cars wait. Me and the original waddlers.
You know, people talk about judgement day, when your appear before your maker and answer for the things you’ve done in life.
I’m convinced that God will say, “I’ve absolved you of the sin you committed when you stole that ring off the corpse you found, because you were contrite. But I’m afraid I can’t let you in because of that dick move you pulled in that parking lot, mainly because you don’t even know how much of a dick you are.”