Mother and Son are Going to Pedal a Boat Across Atlantic Ocean Together

Author and adventurer Davey du Plessis, 27, and his mother Robyn Wolff, 50, (both pictured) will leave their home in Cape Town this week and begin their crossing of the Atlantic ocean to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Author and adventurer Davey du Plessis, 27, and his mother Robyn Wolff, 50, will leave their home in Cape Town this week and begin their crossing of the Atlantic ocean to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

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52 Comments on Mother and Son are Going to Pedal a Boat Across Atlantic Ocean Together

  1. “Bonding” wouldn’t happen to be code for a word that starts with “in” and ends with “est”, would it? I mean, all those long months on the ocean with nothing to break the monotony…

    I’m talking about “interest”, of course. We wouldn’t want the boredom to cause them to lose interest in the voyage.

    What? Did you think I was…

    Oh, my.

    😉

  2. Side of the boat also says “Be a force with nature.”

    Try it when your boat is capsized by 20 foot waves. Man’s greatest achievement in the modern world is overcoming the violence mother nature throws down. Let me know how it works out, goofs.

  3. Well she’s definitely a MILF and they will be in international waters. And HEY who are we to judge.. … Maybe that should be MMILF. And hey…at least they’re hetero.

  4. Millennial Man and his big manly beard is pedalling across the ocean, and he’s still stuck in mom’s basement. You millennial punks make me wince on a daily basis.

  5. Good Lord, where to start?

    “One of Mr du Plessis’s previous adventures saw him nearly killed after being attacked and shot in dense jungle while navigating the Amazon River in 2012.

    If at first you don’t succeed…

    “He said: ‘Not only did a pedal boat seem as having the most efficient propulsion system…” “In theory a pedal boat seemed like the best option for an ocean-crossing vessel.”

    Except for oar, sail, steam, coal, diesel…

    “…meaning that I wasn’t exposed to the unforgiving ocean conditions.”

    Just you wait. Take it from an old commercial fisherman.

    “The 4,038-mile journey in a specially adapted pedal boat is expected to take anywhere between three to six months and the duo will be unsupported…” “Mr du Pleissis, who follows a raw vegan diet…”

    What does three month old kale smell like?

    Sorry, a pretty face isn’t enough, these days. She’s not a MILF, she’s a run-of-the-mill mental deviant (at best) who deserves the fate that’s coming to her, assuming the article isn’t just a pack of lies. As for her son? Well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  6. “Mom. If we run out of food, can I eat you?”

    Sorry. But you know there’s some sick ? going on between these two. I bet he still breastfeeds!

  7. While packing for the excursion, the son dropped a paperback novel… Moby Dick.
    While they both crouched to pick up the well worn book, there was a momentary hesitation when their eyes locked.

    “Was this a subtle message?,” thought Robyn, as the sea undulated rhythmically, causing a satisfying friction on her suddenly sensitive loins.

    Sorry folks, just working out some passages for my forthcoming book – Extinction SIX: The Oedipus Adventure

    The movie will star Sharon Stone and Jared Leto.

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