Three words often used on golf course, but never in a whorehouse?
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Free Bird
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Uncle Al, why would I be playing Umma Gumma by Pink Floyd when I’m having sex? Not unless I was really stoned or flying high on some psychedelic drugs and even then no. I might also suggest anything with sitar music (like parts of On the Threshold Of A Dream by the Moody Blues) as something not to play while getting laid, just because.
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Hand Jive.
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Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
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@Moe Tom – I’m waiting…..
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Hole in one?
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Just Another Night (Ian Hunter)
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One More Time (Joe Jackson)
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Easy Come, Easy Go.
George Strait.
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Group Grope – The Fugs
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Uncle Al you’re a hell of a golfer. LOL
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Speedy Gonzales by Pat Boone
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What’s Your Name (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
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MacArthur Park
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Tommy,
Where you on the wrong green? Forgot to pull the pin before you tried to put it in? Spent to much time in the ruff? Not enough head speed on your down stroke?
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Afternoon Delight by The Starland Vocal Band, I hate that song. Dynamo Hum by Frank Zappa or any song by Pat Boone.
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Your Feets Too Big
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Bang the Gong
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Yakety Sax
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Miller’s Cave
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Oh Well!
Fleetwood Mac
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Rattle Snake Shake
Fleetwood Mac
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Hey, while I’m here and sober I want to wish all youse guys an very Merry Christmas and a great Hanukkah.
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Laugh,Laugh ā a ā60ās oldie by the Beau Brummells
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Sober! Hee Hee Hee.
Back at you Tommy.
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Torn Between Two Lovers
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One of my Dad’s favorite songs, Wolverton Mountain. Since you threw in a Hank Snow song Miller’s Cave I’ll throw in another Hank Snow song, 90 Miles Per Hour Down a Deadend Street about the effects of adultery.
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Love you Moe Tom!
Merry Christmas!
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Baby Elephant Walk
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She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain
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Seasons in the Sun
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John Cage 4:33.
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put em on the glass
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Cold Ethyl.
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Prison Sex
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Night On Bald Mountain.
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The Star-Spangled Banner
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Flight Of The Bumblebee.
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Short People.
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Can anyone last long enough to make it all the way thru Inna Gadda Da Vida or Bolero by Ravel. How about Time Has Come Today by The Chambers Brothers. And one of my favorite short Buddy Holly songs, Oh Boy with just enough time for a quickie. Well All Right by Buddy Holly would also work, it’s one of his more underrated but great songs. And Green Grass And High Tides by The Outlaws.
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Revolution 9
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Alone Again Naturally
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Muskrat Love
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You’re Having My Baby
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I Wanna Be Sedated by the Ramones
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Back In the Saddle Again by Gene Autry and for the cow lovers out there Slim Whitman’s version of Cattle Call.
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Locomotive Breath
(Jethro Tull)
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Hit me with your best shot.
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Shoo Fly Dont Bother Me – by the obamas
Bad Blood – by Taylor Swift (Lena Dunham is in the video, ugh)
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@geoff the aardvark – Ah, you reminded me of Slim Whitman…
— Una Paloma Blanca
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” I want maryanka in my kielbasa ”
by Cecil Gill and his yodeling country boys
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Silent Night
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God save the queen….I know this one as it cost me my true love….Princess Fergie….
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It’s a small world after all
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I HOPE THIS DOESNāT GET ME BANNED…
āButterfly Kissesā
DUCK JERRY!!! DUCK!!!
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Any song at all by the Butthole Surfers, especially live recordings when they appeared under these names:
— Ed Asner Is Gay,
— Fred Astaire’s Asshole,
— The Right To Eat Fred Astaire’s Asshole,
— The Inalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire’s Asshole, or
— Ashtray Babyheads
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‘Hold On, I’m Coming!’ ~ Sam & Dave
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‘Chains And Things’ ~ B.B. King
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… another B.B ~ ‘The Thrill Is Gone’
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Any disco song, take your pick, they all suck. My Dingaling by Chuck Berry, just because.
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Nutcracker Theme
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I Ain’t Going Down On Brokeback Mountain by Willie Nelson.
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Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.
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‘Can’t Touch This’
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It Wasn’t Me, Shaggy
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VooDoo Child.
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What’s Love Got to Do With It?
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I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
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You Really Got A Hold On Me
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‘Mama Told Me Not To Come’ š
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Bad Moon Rising
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When The Levee Breaks
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Thatās Alright, Mama by Elvis the Pelvis
Didja know he had a brother named Enos?
Nicknamed Enos the …
Dude looks like a lady.
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“You’re Breakin my Heart” by Harry Nilsson.
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I can’t get no satisfaction.
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Who Let The Dogs Out.
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Ride My See-Saw (Moody Blues)
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Ice, Ice, Baby
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Down in the Valley
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Bad to the bone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aV1HYqvtOw
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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What a friend we have in Jesus
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Comanche The Brave Horse – Johnny Horton
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Tie Your Mother Down!
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Ooops i did it again
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Rock You Like a Hurricane
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One night love affair (Bryan Adams)
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Oh Holy Night
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Hit me with your best shot….
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IN A GADDA DA VIDA
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Back in the saddle (Aerosmith)
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Head First (The Baby’s)
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Mr. Ed’s theme…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk
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Three words you’ll very often hear on a golf course but never, ever hear in a whorehouse?
Think about it, I’ll be back after a make myself a drink.
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i’ve been working on the railroad …
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Got to get out of here (Bad finger)
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What’s That Smell?
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ZAT YOU SANTA CLAUS?
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Big bad Leroy Brown
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Paradise By The Dashboard Light
By Meatloaf
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Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
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Here’s one that SHOULD be played: Slow Ride by Foghat
It was written specifically for sex.
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Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?
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Little old lady from Pasadena.
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Mendelssohn’s Wedding March
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Take the money and run (Steve Miller)
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It’s a test. I’m waiting.
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Fair Game – CSN&Young
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOucpwtbMVs
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MY BIG TEN INCH
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Irish foreplay… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSg0y4jmtqs
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Different Tim – That one’s for after sex!
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The Saint James Infirmary
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The Eagle Will Rise Again (Alan Parsons Project)
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I Can’t Stand It (Lou Reed)
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@Moe Tom – “Bite, baby! Bite!”
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Three words often used on golf course, but never in a whorehouse?
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Free Bird
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Uncle Al, why would I be playing Umma Gumma by Pink Floyd when I’m having sex? Not unless I was really stoned or flying high on some psychedelic drugs and even then no. I might also suggest anything with sitar music (like parts of On the Threshold Of A Dream by the Moody Blues) as something not to play while getting laid, just because.
0
Hand Jive.
0
Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
0
@Moe Tom – I’m waiting…..
0
Hole in one?
0
Just Another Night (Ian Hunter)
0
One More Time (Joe Jackson)
0
Easy Come, Easy Go.
George Strait.
0
Group Grope – The Fugs
0
Uncle Al you’re a hell of a golfer. LOL
0
Speedy Gonzales by Pat Boone
0
What’s Your Name (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
0
MacArthur Park
0
Tommy,
Where you on the wrong green? Forgot to pull the pin before you tried to put it in? Spent to much time in the ruff? Not enough head speed on your down stroke?
0
Afternoon Delight by The Starland Vocal Band, I hate that song. Dynamo Hum by Frank Zappa or any song by Pat Boone.
0
Your Feets Too Big
0
Bang the Gong
0
Yakety Sax
0
Miller’s Cave
0
Oh Well!
Fleetwood Mac
0
Rattle Snake Shake
Fleetwood Mac
0
Hey, while I’m here and sober I want to wish all youse guys an very Merry Christmas and a great Hanukkah.
0
Laugh,Laugh ā a ā60ās oldie by the Beau Brummells
0
Sober! Hee Hee Hee.
Back at you Tommy.
0
Torn Between Two Lovers
0
One of my Dad’s favorite songs, Wolverton Mountain. Since you threw in a Hank Snow song Miller’s Cave I’ll throw in another Hank Snow song, 90 Miles Per Hour Down a Deadend Street about the effects of adultery.
0
Love you Moe Tom!
Merry Christmas!
0
Baby Elephant Walk
0
She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain
0
Seasons in the Sun
0
John Cage 4:33.
0
put em on the glass
0
Smells Like Teen Spirit
0
Cold Ethyl.
0
Prison Sex
0
Night On Bald Mountain.
0
The Star-Spangled Banner
0
Flight Of The Bumblebee.
0
Short People.
0
Can anyone last long enough to make it all the way thru Inna Gadda Da Vida or Bolero by Ravel. How about Time Has Come Today by The Chambers Brothers. And one of my favorite short Buddy Holly songs, Oh Boy with just enough time for a quickie. Well All Right by Buddy Holly would also work, it’s one of his more underrated but great songs. And Green Grass And High Tides by The Outlaws.
0
Revolution 9
0
Alone Again Naturally
0
Muskrat Love
0
You’re Having My Baby
0
I Wanna Be Sedated by the Ramones
0
Back In the Saddle Again by Gene Autry and for the cow lovers out there Slim Whitman’s version of Cattle Call.
0
Locomotive Breath
(Jethro Tull)
0
Hit me with your best shot.
0
Shoo Fly Dont Bother Me – by the obamas
Bad Blood – by Taylor Swift (Lena Dunham is in the video, ugh)
0
@geoff the aardvark – Ah, you reminded me of Slim Whitman…
— Una Paloma Blanca
0
” I want maryanka in my kielbasa ”
by Cecil Gill and his yodeling country boys
0
Silent Night
0
God save the queen….I know this one as it cost me my true love….Princess Fergie….
0
It’s a small world after all
0
I HOPE THIS DOESNāT GET ME BANNED…
āButterfly Kissesā
DUCK JERRY!!! DUCK!!!
0
Any song at all by the Butthole Surfers, especially live recordings when they appeared under these names:
— Ed Asner Is Gay,
— Fred Astaire’s Asshole,
— The Right To Eat Fred Astaire’s Asshole,
— The Inalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire’s Asshole, or
— Ashtray Babyheads
0
‘Hold On, I’m Coming!’ ~ Sam & Dave
0
‘Chains And Things’ ~ B.B. King
0
… another B.B ~ ‘The Thrill Is Gone’
0
Any disco song, take your pick, they all suck. My Dingaling by Chuck Berry, just because.
0
Nutcracker Theme
0
I Ain’t Going Down On Brokeback Mountain by Willie Nelson.
0
Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.
0
‘Can’t Touch This’
0
It Wasn’t Me, Shaggy
0
VooDoo Child.
0
What’s Love Got to Do With It?
0
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
0
You Really Got A Hold On Me
0
‘Mama Told Me Not To Come’ š
0
Bad Moon Rising
0
When The Levee Breaks
0
Thatās Alright, Mama by Elvis the Pelvis
Didja know he had a brother named Enos?
Nicknamed Enos the …
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnM7x6fcnRk
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Back door man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_CXpA1FnPo
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Who Are You
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcnd3mSdG1w
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Muskrat Love, Captain and Tenille
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” I Hate Everything About You” (Three Days Grace)
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Mama Said Knock You Out
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‘Oops, there goes another rubber … tree plant”
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‘Willy & the Hand Jive’
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Don’t let your meat loaf Brad. Gunite!
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“Who Are You” – The Who
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“You Give Love Bad Name” – Bon Jovi
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Good Nite Buddy. I’m out too.
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“Momma Said Knock You Out” – LL Cool J
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKVP5SaPHzs
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Tube steak boogie?
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Dont Come Around Here No More
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” Oh Lord I Think I Want My Rib Back” – Microwave Dave & the Nukes
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It’s a small world after all
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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g
Thanks Dave Attel
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Sometimes I feel like…
Somebody’s watchin’ meeeeeeeeee!
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Fat Bottom Girls
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she’s got balls-ac/dc
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Psycho Killer
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Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head……
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Echoes, Pink floyd
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I Touch Myself
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SMELL THE FUNK–Buddy Guy (2008)
š WINNER! š
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Dynamo Hum
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Ravel’s Bolero.
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Beck’s Bolero.
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National Anthem for football players. They go limp and fall down on a knee.
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In Too Deep by Genesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G5UwCyr_g8
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