Natalie Holloway Found?


11 Comments on Natalie Holloway Found?

  1. Uh oh. Thia one’s going to revive some of those old JFK Jr jokes. There was one about lobsters but I can’t remember the joke for the life of me.

  2. The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
    answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

    “We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,”
    said one trooper.

    “Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each

    One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
    news. Which do you want to hear first?”

    Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, “Give me the bad news first.”

    The trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
    your wife’s body in Kachema! k Bay.”

    “Oh my God!” exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good

    The trooper continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound
    king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her.”

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great

    The trooper said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”

  3. A version of the joke is something like this. Man reports wife missing. A couple days later the Sheriff informs the man his wife has been found in the Bayou. The husband asks where the body is now to which the Sheriff replies “we left her there, we got a whole bushel of crayfish off her, we’re going back tomorrow”

  4. One unimpressive shot they won’t even go close on. Anthrpomorphic coral and rock formation until otherwise proven.

  5. Aruba says no, so who’s correct? They say Holloway could not have legally removed remains for testing. The aruban government knows nothing about this and says IF he did this, it was illegal. I dug and dug and dug for this information, so it makes me wonder if Dave pulled some kind of publicity stunt. THAT would be sad.


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