I’d DNA Test it and Make Sure I Wasn’t Burying Black Beard !!!
a new tv opportunity
Paging Jerry Rivers.
Uh oh. Thia one’s going to revive some of those old JFK Jr jokes. There was one about lobsters but I can’t remember the joke for the life of me.
More media BS. For the sake of the family, I hope the DNA matches, but come on already, this is getting old.
@conservative cowgirl – Jerry Rivers. Bwahahahaha!!!!! 🙂
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
“We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,”
said one trooper.
“Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each
One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, “Give me the bad news first.”
The trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife’s body in Kachema! k Bay.”
“Oh my God!” exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good
The trooper continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her.”
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great
The trooper said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”
A version of the joke is something like this. Man reports wife missing. A couple days later the Sheriff informs the man his wife has been found in the Bayou. The husband asks where the body is now to which the Sheriff replies “we left her there, we got a whole bushel of crayfish off her, we’re going back tomorrow”
Gretta is licking her chops.
One unimpressive shot they won’t even go close on. Anthrpomorphic coral and rock formation until otherwise proven.
Aruba says no, so who’s correct? They say Holloway could not have legally removed remains for testing. The aruban government knows nothing about this and says IF he did this, it was illegal. I dug and dug and dug for this information, so it makes me wonder if Dave pulled some kind of publicity stunt. THAT would be sad.