For the 8 years of obama I had a built in e cause for drinking. Now that President Trump is doing everything he can to MAGA I’m going to take better care of myself so I can enjoy the success. I also want to see liberals go crazy.
Now that I’m old and retired, I resolve to;
Eat when hungry, sleep when tired, drink any dang thing I want when thirsty, and the best one…..Let one rip even if it’s in isle 3 near the pasta section. I mean a real paint stripper.
I think you’d have to go a long, long way and still not find a better group of people on the internets than are assembled here at IOTWReport. From the fuzzy-hatted BFH, MJA, Dr. Tar, Claudia, “The Esteemed” Mr. Pinko, Irony Curtain, and last but never least, Illustr8r, and every single one of its readers/commenters (and we all know who we are), I don’t believe it would be insulting to say this is the 4077 M*A*S*H of blogs. On the surface there’s a whole lotta mischief, semantic jokers, thinly-veiled innuendo of all stripes (but mostly sexual), and enough profanity to attract smut ads. But in the larger society where virtuousness is more usually superficial, it is among this group you find it is the bedrock under this fast-flowing stream of rowdy consciousness.
PA: Attention all personnel. Tonight’s film has been cancelled so that we can bring you a Happy New Year. That is all.
I can’t think of a single NY’s resolution I’ve kept for more than three days. There’s always too much great food left over from Christmas to stay on a diet.
Downsize, gain strength, gain endurance, expand my meatspace Tribe, improve the armory, build a fallout shelter, don’t die, adopt ten good ideas, memorize the entire Constitution, don’t ever be nice to a suspected commie, donate any money to anti-communists on the front line, master magnum handgun shooting, improve my home and move to a more isolated location with a range. Lastly, don’t do anything that imperils my soul.
To try to shake off some of the cynicism that became second nature to me during the 0bama years. Thank God President Trump stepped up to fill the huge leadership gap we had in this country, and thank God for all the people who voted for him and continue to stand behind him.
AA, I did similar once. but inadvertently. I’m sure God was teaching me not to be so proud. Going to a social function from DH’s place of employment, dressed perfectly with the coolest of sequined ho pumps, I walked into the venue with Kleenex and gum stuck to the heel of my shoe. Must have been left on the car floor by one of the kids. The Almighty took my pride down a notch that evening.
You are terrific and funny. I wish we were friends in person.