Pakistan: Muslim boy arrested for raping chicken

Jihad Watch: [Editor’s note: From the Ayatollah Khomeini’s Resaleh Towzih al-Masael, translated into English by J. Borujerdi as A Clarification Of Questions:

#2631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of horse and mule and donkey and if somebody makes coitus with them, that is an intercourse, they become unlawful and they must be taken out of the city and sold elsewhere.

#2632. If they have intercourse with a cow and sheep and camel their urine and dung becomes unclean and drinking their milk will also be unlawful and they must be killed and burned without delay, and the person who had intercourse with them must pay money to the owner. Further, if he had intercourse with any beast its milk becomes unlawful.]  read more

 

SNIP: What the…? There are rules for this??? Why is the animal at fault and not the inbred subhuman?

19 Comments on Pakistan: Muslim boy arrested for raping chicken

  1. He took the various poems, songs, and slang phrases about the duck to literally. Any reports of pigeons filling harassment charges against him?
    If I have this right in the muzzie world it was OK if consensual & if the chicken had lived it would have been stoned to death.

  2. 2632. . If they have intercourse with a cow and sheep and camel their urine and dung becomes unclean

    Soooo along as Some Muzzize doesn’t end his sexual emergency in the mammal the sung and urine is clean????

    Mmmmmm

    Dinner at Mohamids tonight ! Just gotta make sure. Jr didn’t rape the goat. First

  3. #2631. Those quirky muzzies have ethical standards. If they copulate with their animals, they consider the animal unclean for their palates. Simply sell it to another tribe.
    BYW how small does your penis have to be to rape poultry?

  4. How do you rape a chicken? And what if it’s a rooster and not a hen? Even Foghorn Leghorn wouldn’t be that stupid. “I say, I say boy just how dumb do you have to be to rape a chicken? Don’t you have something better to do like torment the dog or the little pesky chicken hawk. And besides Prudence or Priscilla the skinny old biddy of a hen ain’t worth your time anyway.”

  5. The Koran doesn’t specifically mention chicken rape.

    Oh, and I do so hate to sound ignorant … but … HOW?

    Never mind …

    izlamo delenda est …

  6. Why did the Muzzie cross the road?

    Cuz He had a Chicken stuck on His dick..

    A lot of the fresh off the raft Cuban dudes

    down here claim that was how everyone lost

    their virginity in the Old Country.

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