Patriot Retort: Golly, it must really suck when the only hate crimes you can drum up are the ones you commit on yourself. Talk about self-loathing.
Remember last Christmas when a Houston mosque was set on fire?
Burning a mosque on Christmas?! Well, that just tears it. It has to be a hate crime!!!!
Then they apprehended the guilty party.
He was a Trump-supporting, Muslim-hating redneck in a Make America Great Again hat.