Some Obama Love Letters Are Released To Archives – They Start “Dear Barack”

These are “love letters”?

I am convinced now, more than ever, that this guy is a pickle poacher.

excerpts-

“I trust you know that I miss you, that my concern for you is as wide as the air, my confidence in you as deep as the sea, my love rich and plentiful,”

“The resistance I wage does wear me down — because of the position, the best I can hope for is a draw, since I have no vehicle or forum to try to change things,”

“For this reason, I can’t stay very much longer than a year. Thankfully, I don’t yet feel like the job has dulled my senses or done irreparable damage to my values, although it has stalled their growth.”

“One week I can’t pay postage to mail a resume and writing sample, the next I have to bounce a check to rent a typewriter,”

‘I think of you often, though I stay confused about my feelings. It seems we will ever want what we cannot have; that’s what binds us; that’s what keeps us apart.’

‘A young black man with his arm behind his head, staring at the ceiling with moist eyes, and a young white woman resting her head on his arm, alone and facing the swirling expanse, outside the room, inside themselves, separate in the eye of the storm.’

” maintaining a relationship requires breaking some sweat. Like a good basketball game. Or a fine dance. Or making love.”

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There is something very, very wrong with this guy.

He sees the scene in his head, detached from it, and narrates it. It’s a gay guy playing a role. Period.

In the letter above he doesn’t know whether to say “I” or “you.”

And this is a guy that uses “I” at every conceivable turn.

Plus, she’s a “stunner.”

I see a “type” emerging.

 

32 Comments on Some Obama Love Letters Are Released To Archives – They Start “Dear Barack”

  1. Carbon date the paper and ink to check when ithe letters were actually penned. He and Richard Branson could have had a giggle writing these while slamming margaritas on Necker Island one night.

  2. “…Thankfully, I don’t yet feel like the choom has dulled my senses or done irreparable damage to my values, although it has stalled their growth.”

    FIFY, Barky

  3. These are the writings of a person who fulfilled the Peter Principle early in life. When he moved out of Grandma’s house he was in way over his head. It proves there really is a place in life for house help.

  4. I’m so pretty!
    Oh, so pretty!

    When I think of me, I touch myself!

    Reggie! Reggie! Gimme some sausage, boy!
    Mmmph … mmmph … oooooooo … special sauce!

  5. GAAAAAAAA! QUICK! Pass me the insulin. My body is going into sugar overload from reading that sickeningly sweet saccharine missive.
    (‘scuse me…..toilet……gotta make an offering to Ralph real quick…….)

  6. That letter was really written by James Comey as a memo to his file after a rendezvous with Barack! It was mistakenly leaked by Comey’s buddy to Barack instead of the N.Y. Times and Barack thinks that is a real love missive!

  7. When are we going to see the passionate and torrid love letters from Reggie Love to both Barack and Micheal! Inquiring minds want to know!

  8. The Alex he was writing to was actually Alex Trebeck. Remember, Trebeck had that big bushy Village People mustache at the time. Barack was looking for “a true Daily Double” if ya know where I’m goin’ with this.

  9. “Mirror, mirror on the wall. Whose the fairest of them all”

    “You are, Queen Barrack”

    Love letters written to his alter ego, “Composite Girlfriend”, from his book, “Schemes…err, Dreams From My Father”

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