The Fake Outrage Over Breastgate Shows Why We Must Not Play Liberals’ New Rules Game

Kurt Schlichter: The Brooke Baldwin mammary mess is just another example of how liberals leverage their ability to create new rules out of thin air as a means of asserting their power over us normals. What was A-OK yesterday is now forbidden, and what was forbidden yesterday is now mandatory. Their goal is to keep our heads spinning and paralyze us with fear, like nearsighted corporals caught in a minefield and terrified that if we take one wrong step we will detonate a concealed wrongthink booby-trap. They want us living in fear of their fussy wrath, and that is precisely why it is so important for us to keep abreast of pseudo-scandals like this so we can nip these libfascists’ schemes in the bud and deny them the ability to rack up yet another victory in the culture war.

To stop them, they be made to hate the new rules they have created. Fredocon conservatives label this “Whataboutism” and demand we unilaterally disarm ourselves by abandoning this powerful weapon for showing normals why liberals are terrible. These goofs never met a battle they didn’t think conservatives were morally obligated to lose.

What they call “whataboutism” isn’t optional; our application of judgment and our highlighting of prog inconsistency is morally mandatoryAlinksy was right – we must hold our enemies to their own stupid standards, and that’s especially true if it’s a newly-invented standard designed only to silence and suppress us conservatives. We must take their new rules, roll them up real tight, and ram them down the left’s collective collectivist throat, if not elsewhere.  MORE

17 Comments on The Fake Outrage Over Breastgate Shows Why We Must Not Play Liberals’ New Rules Game

  1. Ridiculous stories from the left keep coming so quickly id already forgotten about last week’s outrage because they coincided with another 1100 outrages for the week.

    Let me get just one thing off your chest. Your brassiere.
    Really good start.

  2. Let’s see Brooke Baldwin’s boobs. I’ll bet I have bigger boobs.
    All that prostrate cancer medication gave me huge boobs. Its embarrassing. They bounce when I jog and the interfere with my golf swing. I now wear a halter under my Nike shirt to keep the queer ones away from me.
    And Brooke, it’s not called the “boob tube” because of you; It’s because of the lady’s with the big tits on FOX, and Jane Russell.

  3. They want us living in fear of their fussy wrath, and that is precisely why it is so important for us to keep abreast of pseudo-scandals like this so we can nip these libfascists’ schemes in the bud and deny them the ability to rack up yet another victory in the culture war.

    Hahaha!
    I love reading KS pieces.

  4. “They want us living in fear of their fussy wrath…”

    Actually, they want us to live in fear of their pussy hats. Which is pretty funny for people who are afraid of boobs.

  5. They want us living in fear of their fussy wrath, and that is precisely why it is so important for us to keep abreast of pseudo-scandals like this so we can nip these libfascists’ schemes in the bud and deny them the ability to rack up yet another victory in the culture war.

    Outrageous! Did I miss any?

  6. how do you make a couple of pounds of fat desirable? …. stick a nipple on it!
    get over it Brooke … smile a little … you’ll go through life a happier person … you don’t win by dying sad, humorless & bitter

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