We’ve had to endure 8 years of the most ridiculously absurd Michelle Obama coverage where the media tried to shoehorn her into a “style icon for the ages,” while she made every chair she sat on look like a Fisher-Price play set and threatened to have their legs splay out like a newborn giraffe.
Everywhere you turned their was a magazine cover with the Amazonian cow FLOTUS calling her elegant, audaciously highlighting her man hands, arms and shoulders as something for women to aspire to, if they were longshoremen.
Photoshop could have made millions if they sold a “degreaser tool” to the magazine industry.
Yet, there is a maddening and deafening silence from the media when they have an actual stunning first lady, one that makes Jackie O, the oft-mentioned “most beautiful first lady,” look like the cafeteria lady.
On her 47th birthday, here is our First Lady of the United States.