The Superbowl of Superholes

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We are cursed, as the Chinese say, to live in “interesting times”, about which there is much to say – the Iran deal, for example, or the Allaku Akbar guy running amok in Chattanooga. Yet the dead sloth that is the Republican Party has finally roused itself to spend the last 48 hours hammering Donald Trump for impugning the honor of John McCain.

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As his criminal-immigrant surge demonstrates, Trump’s support comes almost entirely from Americans who feel the political class passes its time talking about nothing that matters to them. So feel free to spend the weekend talking about John McCain. QED, as Trump is unlikely to say.

On the matter of McCain, in June 1998 the Senator stood up to address a Republican fundraising meeting: “You think that was a tasteless joke?” he began, referring to the previous speaker’s closing Viagra gag. “Listen to this one.” He then told the following side-splitter:

“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

“Because her real father’s Janet Reno.”

Rimshot. In just twelve words, Senator McCain insulted not the President himself but the three women closest to him (officially, that is): he said the kid’s a dog, the First Lady’s an adulterous lesbian, and the Attorney-General’s an unconvincing transvestite.

 

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17 Comments on The Superbowl of Superholes

  1. John McCain got a pass in the Naval Service, because his daddy and granddaddy were decent, competent leaders, although his daddy was a bit of “maverick,” himself.

    Senator McCain can be credited for refusing to be used as a pawn, a tool in the propaganda war. His father was a high ranking admiral, and the North Vietnamese tried to release him as a supposed “gesture”… really just a cynical attempt to create class-division in the US Armed forces. Give old John that one. But then even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

    So… what else did he ever accomplish?

    Now HE, the self-proclaimed “maverick” and loose-cannon calls anyone who isn’t Country Club, Blue-Blood, Republican, a “crazy” or a “wacko bird”.

  2. Yeah, the Republicrats can pull their heads out of their asses long enough to attack Republicrats, but not long enough to attack the socialist, homosexualist, racist, satanic moslem in the white hut?

    What the Fuck is wrong with these people?

    As Captain Dead White Dude screamed at the Light Brigade at the Battle of Balaclava: “There! There is the Enemy!”

  3. Senator McCain can be credited for refusing to be used as a pawn, a tool in the propaganda war. His father was a high ranking admiral, and the North Vietnamese tried to release him as a supposed “gesture”… really just a cynical attempt to create class-division in the US Armed forces. Give old John that one.

    When you get down to it, that was his job.

    All the backstabbing of fellow Republicans that he’s done in the halls of Congress is why I have no use for him.

  4. God bless Mark Steyn. He’s been right for so long now that he has a virtual treasure trove of “I told ya so’s” he can reach back into on virtually any subject.

    McCain is as much of a media creation as Barack Obama is. He’s a cranky old philandering down-low democrap shitbag, barely discernible in habit and temperament from noted fellow shitbag Teddy Kennedy, and I say it’s high time we call all of these shitbags out and stop pissing on the voters heads and telling them it’s raining.

  5. I like crude jokes like that when I’m with friends and family.
    It was so classless to talk about someone’s kid like that in public. Even if it is Chelsea. lol. And to do it in a room full of people that could get the word out is just so dumb. And then he goes and hugs all over Hillary and she says he’s her favorite Repulican????
    They are all like a box of retarded hamsters.

  6. I knooow I knooow. I felt bad after writing it.
    I imagined a box of fuzzy little hammies with Joe Biden faces, unfocused big eyes, and the ones who weren’t licking the sides of the box were all, “You’re meeean, Mary Jane. Meeeean.”

  7. Well, the truth hurts no matter where or who it comes from. Although I’d venture if that were true, Chelsea woulda been better looking.

  8. Plus, Chelsea was only 18 when he told the joke. She’s fair game now, but for an “adult” politician to tell that joke in public was reprehensible. McCain really is an asshole. And a loser asshole to boot. Gawd, I despise these people.

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