Tromboner Coffee

A new herbal coffee from Malaysia is calling itself the “relationship saver” because it contains components that closely resemble the active ingredient in Viagra.

Stiff Bull comes with an FDA warning for those on prescription drugs that contain nitrates like those for blood pressure, high cholesterol and heart disease.  They warn that it “may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels.”

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13 Comments on Tromboner Coffee

  1. They should have named it “Stiff Bill” after our former president, pervert, and serial adulterer Blow Job Billy Clinton.

  2. I’VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD VIAGRA:

    1. IF YOU WANT SEX, THAT MEANS YOU’RE HORNY, AND IF YOU’RE HORNY, WHO NEEDS THE SHIT?

    OR:

    2. IS IT TAKEN TO MAKE YOU HORNY, IN WHICH CASE, IF YOU’RE NOT HORNY, WHY DO YOU WANT THE SHIT?

    PLEASE EXPLAIN

  3. “Hardily recommended by Carlos Danger. Carlos says, ‘Stiff Bull is just the pick-me-up I need in the morning to get my ‘Little Carlos’ up for a Humma’

  4. Love my morning cup when I get up but I never had one to get it up.

    The coffee’s name should have somehow incorporated “morning wood”.

  5. Try Mrs. Johnson’s new and improved Tromboner coffee, the only coffee guaranteed to perk you up when you wake up. Guaranteed to give you a stiffy in a spiffy first thing each and every morning. Disclaimer. If you have an aversion to strong and we mean strong coffee and get an erection that won’t go away, we’d suggest you switch to our milder decaf which is only slightly arousing. You’ve been warned!

  6. This reminds me way too much of The Firesign Theater’s comedy album Don’t Crush that Dwarf Hand Me The Pliers and their commercial for Ersatz Bros. Coffee and George Leroy Tirebiter banging the maid while his parents are eating breakfast, “Coming mother.” Who says that life doesn’t imitate art. I am a child of the 60’s and 70’s and I still remember and laugh at this stuff well over 40 + years later.

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