“You Wouldn’t Even Know a Raccoon Penis If You Held It In Your Hand” – Nearly Dan

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24 Comments on “You Wouldn’t Even Know a Raccoon Penis If You Held It In Your Hand” – Nearly Dan

  1. What the hell, is the government now paying for Racoon Sex Changes? Did the racoons have a choice or are they now lisping and fancy walking down the alley at midnight because of some hipster fashion statement.

  2. From what I hear the earrings were quite popular a long time ago. We used to drill a hole in them and hang them across the back window of our pickups. The better your hounds the more coon pricks you had hanging back there.

  3. I remember my Dad showing me one when he skinned it for the hide.
    He said thay pee out of a different organ and that racoons are the only animal he knew of that had separate plumbing for urine and semen.

  4. Are they really on your ears?
    You think penis ears are fine?
    Have you had too many beers?
    Bill Clinton gives these to his girlfriends all the time

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  5. I will start making them if y’all will buy them. Fur( thier fur not big fur) ain’t worth even setting for them anymore. Fur (big not their fur ), you get the orders set up and I will give you a cut. Trapping season starts sooon.

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