– I love children, which is exactly why I don’t believe it is unfair to bring more into this world, especially here in the overconsumptive U.S. of A. We are not making the necessary urgent bold decisions necessary for this planet to continue to be inhabitable for humans.
– They annoy me. They’re needy. They cry. They don’t look after themselves.
– The thought of having to do kiddie crap every weekend makes me want to shoot myself. I like having the extra money to save for retirement and not worry about braces, summer camp or college tuition. I can travel on a moment’s notice. I can give my all to my job and not have to worry about daycare, sick days, or having to leave my co workers to pick up my slack. I’m the “cool aunt” to all my nieces and nephews. I have more time to do the things that make me happy and productive. My relationship with my guy is not strained due to the constant neediness of children. I don’t want to put my body through pregnancy and childbirth. I can give my dog all the attention he needs and deserves.
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