July 1, 2015
“I got my husbands balls in hear”
“You can hear them rattle”
“Since my mouth is usually busy eating or talking, I am learning how to drink with my ears.”
If this is good enough for goats to eat ,its good enough for YOUR kids.
Moose develops a drinking problem!
Barack honey, it’s for you!
“Wow, I can hear Chicago gunfire in this thing.”
Hello Progresso? I ordered 0bamaball soup and there’s nothing in the can but brown water.
” Are your sure I can curl my weave with this” ?
“One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy’s…..Hello Raul?”…
“Just trying to catch the gray matter draining out of my ear.”
“Now watch me crush it–just as my husband will crush all the evil white racists in this country.”
You just hold the can to your ear like this, and if doesn’t sound like it’s spoiled, you can feed it to the kids.
Can we trade that stupid can for a .45?
It was at that moment that the mortar round went off. It caused no damage passing through empty space.
Excuse me while I drain the pus from my brain…..
when it’s quiet, mooch can hear all the whiteys on martha’s vinyard ringing for the house nigriss
“The NSA was right – it’s FUN listening to people’s personal phone conversations!”
The glass can hear the ocean
“I am so damn retarded!”
“See? I listen to the little people!”
“My boob belt designer says this is the new rage in earrings”
“I’m trying to drain all the racist bullshit out of my head, but this cup isn’t nearly big enough.”
I don’t know how to add an attachment…could you find the “serendipity singers” version of “beans in my ears?”….
“WTF? This isn’t Room Service!
It says it’s “Wookie Dial-a-Date”!
Whut? I don’t think my can’s too big!
I can’t. They’ll arrest me.
“CAN you hear me now?”
And dis is how I guzzle my grape drank.
Me and bozo has to do this every evening. This is what gives us the Tin Ear so we can tune out conservatives.
Hello? Yeah, ‘dis the schvartze
Big Maw grins widely as she watches the latest ISIS beheading video while listening to a canned laugh track.
I’ll be damn, someone invented a can that can work it’s way out of a pile of garbage- then some dumbass goes and invents a pile of garbage that forces the can back in.
“If I hold this just right I think I can hear my brain”
Class now this is a Wookie holding a Cryo sperm container to ear to procreate
hello Kenya… hello
I know the hubby already likes “DOG” ………eeerrr dog food!!!!
“Well, do you think you could if I wear a mask and give you an entire soup can full of Viagra?”
“After I bang my head against the wall several times, I quickly sit down and listen for the echo.”
“I can almost hear Hillary ignoring Ambassador Steven’s call for help.”
“If I can hear the ocean in a conch shell, why can’t I hear the Chicago River in a rusty beer can?”
First Sasquatch finds round shiny object scavenging in the forest and thinks it sounds like the ocean.
Can you hear me , now?
I can hear the screams of Christians … In Kenya.
Joe Biden, is that you?
the whitehut installs michelle’s secret phone.
Not a caption, but I do often wonder what happy drug they shoot Mooch up with for these spots she does?
Mooch, you’re supposed to wrap the string around Barry’s neck and use the can to call 911 an hour after he passes out.
Hello, Satan? Yes, Barry is ready for the daily briefing …
Joe Biden told me wireless communications was the latest thing, and gave this to me while he went to the other side of the White House, to try it out. I don’t get why it’s not working.
“i said I could fit it in my mouth not my ear silly”
Why would anybody want to…?
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