$7.00 SEX

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An Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a Sex Therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’

The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such
an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.


When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I’m sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’

The man says, ‘We’re not trying to find out anything.
She’s married; so we can’t go to her house. I’m married;
and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all….

Medicare pays $43 of it.

h/t MLM

9 Comments on $7.00 SEX

  1. You know when you’re in trouble when your country’s jokes resemble those of the former Eastern Bloc.

  2. @Meerkat Brzezinski
    Just claim to be a Syrian national. Free room and board.

    Watching couple in their 80’s having sex, is stretching it, but seeing it done with goat or donkey…, no fucking way 😉

  3. Reminds me of the story of the guy in NYC that gets his oil changed every day in his car. He leaves the car with his mechanic in the morning and picks it up in the evening. The cost of the oil change is cheaper than NYC parking.

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