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One particular trend that has gone viral and has feminists enraged is “nose ring theory”, also known as “septum ring theory”.
The trend is based on an observable stereotype: The idea that many crazed feminists on social media tend to have the exact same physical characteristics. It’s the blue hair, the face, neck and full body tattoos, the high cut bangs and, of course, they almost always seem to have septum rings in their noses. Men have noticed the similarities and are now avoiding any woman with these features.
The theory is supported by the leftist habit of using symbolic identifiers, much like a cult would use to pick out other adherents in a crowd. When the pandemic mandates failed to garner enough public support in the US and the mask requirements were abandoned (largely because the masks were proven to be useless), the political left continued to wear them anyway. Why? Because the masks had become symbolic of the cult, a uniform for the woke.
The septum ring is the new covid mask. It’s a signal to other believers that they are on the same side.
Then there’s the psychological concerns. More
I think nose rings look stupid, the huge ear holes are stupid too.
My sister has blue, pink, and purple hair – she can pull it off, she has it professionally done every 6 weeks. No nose ring. In fact she loves Trump. She wears a Trump bracelet all the time.
Sooooooo, you CAN tell by looking!
My 28 year old lesbian daughter began her decent from baptized Bible-believing Christian in college. The first sign, which I felt compelled to ignore, was the nose ring and tattoos.
I felt so compelled because she already had both; registering my displeasure wouldn’t make them go away.
Some years later, she cut off all communication. This is fine with me, but she’s turned into a caricature of these feminist, dykey freaks, destined at best to be a crazy cat lady.
Also Beware The Giggler Women.
Their Giggling after every comment is a sign that They are really very devious, manipulative types.
You know the ones I mean.
I call ’em the Cackle Crunts.
These Crazies need to be rounded up and have those small rings removed then replaced with a full-size Bull Ring version that they use to lead each other around by.
The last line in the article is brilliant:
“Feminists have helped men to avoid life-wasting affairs, simply by wearing an ugly piece of jewelry in their faces.”
There are faggoty guys that do that giggle schtick too.
Just saying.
It’s called the Mental Illness I.D. on X.
As long as it keeps Them from rooting under the fence…I’m all for it.
One hoop on the side looks cool. The septum, not so much.
“it’s the pursuit of power”, yes but to what end?
The sane rational women understand that it is the men who invent, innovate, build, and maintain all infrastructure and every creature comfort they would die without.
The thing that pisses off the feminists the most; men are figuring out the [most] women are more trouble than they are worth, an impediment to self-fulfillment and growth, and, sadly, not necessary to a happy life. Of course, the obvious casualty is the nuclear family and a mechanism for population replacement, but third world nations and Muslims are still breeding, so I guess that’s where we are headed.
The nose ring, and similar accouterments are a net positive for men; it provides a radioactive sign to avoid at all costs.
I grew up around nose rings. Every bull on Curtis Farms had one and all were chained to a metal post when not penned. Dangerous and mean.
Last year, I worked in close proximity with a lot of young people. All the girls were lesbian. All of them had the septum ring. Most of them also sported the ridiculous purple/green/pink hair coloring.
The Septum Ring Theory is also about negative personality traits, past trauma, and “wearing your trauma” as an identity. This fits with what I came to know about the females I worked with.
I wonder what the stats are on women whose social media pages are almost 100% selfies? That seems to be another widespread observable phenomenon…
A nose ring is a warning sign. Even in a drunken stupor a bag ain’t going to do it. A nose ring is a warning sign. I wouldn’t do it even with your dick. A nose ring is a warning sign. You are better off going blind.
Who’s the chick with all the shit in her face? That’s my wife! Pulp fiction, Travolta’s character to his dope man and his dope man back. I know a couple of normal women who like the nose ring/stud etc look, they haven’t pulled the trigger yet and I hope they don’t. Fundamentally these things, the tattoos and the metal in the face, represent to me a complete lack of self respect that is being compensated. Unfortunately the compensation just aggravates the problem, masking the disapproval of one’s self and causing multiple defensive reactions when called to even the slightest degree on the disfigurement she has done. They say the devil doesn’t exist, I say, look around. Tattoos and piercings are very often satan’s work.
They should switch to livestock ear tags they come in different colors and you can get your lucky number hot stamped on it.
There has been a lot of female mania.
Rudolf Valentino mania (1920’s)
Frank Sinatra mania (1940’s)
Elvis mania (1950’s)
Beatles mania (1960’s)
Several Teen Idol manias (1970’s, 1980’s)
I don’t know who it was after that, but now it’s nose-ring mania.
Young men have a single mania every decade – sex.
Farmers put rings in bull’s noses to control them.
Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.
About 6 months ago I was in line at the grocery store right behind this elderly grandma type lady. She tells the young female checker, who was sporting a nose ring, you know, men don’t like those things. The young checker tried to crack a joke about it and the old lady said something about ending up living with a bunch of cats. The old lady was actually cracking me up. So my turn at the register and the girl says to me, I like cats. I told her me too. But they’re not very good at keeping you warm on a cold night. Eventually she terminated employment there. But I spotted her at the local gas station a couple weeks ago jumping out of some young guys shiny lifter four wheel drive minus nose ring. Who knows, maybe she listened to granny.
At first glance I always think its a shiny booger, then I decide to steer clear.
I thought the nose ring was a sign of enslavement.
Who would want to emulate the nose ring of a bull, which is used for control?
Getting old, I guess.
Anonymous FRIDAY, 17 OCTOBER 2025, 16:23 AT 4:23 PM
Curtis Farms Cary, IL???
n. a. salhairs, useful alias
Two good things about a septum nose ring…in any fight, you can;
punch it.
pull it.
^^^ Three good things about a Septum ring.
The third is they are much easier to clean than a rectum ring!
What’s today?
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Express yourself, but when you mutilate yourself (tattoos, piercings, getting fat, doing drugs, smoking) you’re not datable – except by another loser.
@Harry — YeeeeeOUCH! It looks like somebody got his earring, too.
Yeah Baaybee!
@Rich Taylor Friday, 17 October 2025, 16:09 at 4:09 pm
> The sane rational women understand that it is the men who invent, innovate, build, and maintain all infrastructure and every creature comfort they would die without.
Apprehension and comprehension are not the same. Are not even side by side.
Just because Mark Zuckerberg claims he knows he’s red/green color blind, doesn’t mean he can do anything non-harmful with the Meta home page palette. Nor the yes men that cheer him on.
Re: Young men’s sex mania.
Sports was invented in 19th century England to keep young men from manipulating their private members behind the barn or keep them from desiring sex with farm animals.
Eton School was where soccer football was invented. It was designed to allow the boys to eject their seed right there on the grass soccer pitch instead of behind the barn.
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WTF? so young English lads were yanking the crank while playing soccer? Oh bull shit.
If you walk up to take my food order with a nose ring, I’m getting up and telling the manager why I’m leaving.
^^^^^
Sure, the coaches had to keep telling them: No hands on the ball, lads.
^^^^
Well they certainly don’t need to worry about that now. All of Europe is a testosterone free zone for western males. That’s no bull shit look it up. So elite western male have determined that their kind can no longer reproduce. And if western women do reproduce it has to be with the mud people. There’s no hope for Europe. We should align are selves with Putin. I’m hardly joking.