‘A TOTAL LOSER’: Romney Mocked After Using Secret Twitter Account To Defend Himself, Report Suggests


Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) was mocked Sunday evening after a new report revealed that he appears to have used a secret Twitter account to defend himself against critics online.

During an interview with The Atlantic, Romney made the revelation that he had a secret Twitter account:

“That’s kind of what he does,” Romney said with a shrug, and then got up to retrieve an iPad from his desk. He explained that he uses a secret Twitter account—“What do they call me, a lurker?”—to keep tabs on the political conversation. “I won’t give you the name of it,” he said [emphasis added], but “I’m following 668 people.” Swiping at his tablet, he recited some of the accounts he follows, including journalists, late-night comedians (“What’s his name, the big redhead from Boston?”), and athletes. Trump was not among them. “He tweets so much,” Romney said, comparing the president to one of his nieces who overshares on Instagram. “I love her, but it’s like, ah, it’s too much.”

Hours later, Slate published a report that appears to have identified Romney’s secret Twitter account: Pierre Delecto.


36 Comments on ‘A TOTAL LOSER’: Romney Mocked After Using Secret Twitter Account To Defend Himself, Report Suggests

  1. “Pierre Delecto”

    That’s just delecto, delighto, delicio!

    And deranged.

    Mitt never got over his 2012 defeat and is insanely jealous of President Trump. Hillary has a similar problem.

  2. “What do they call me, a lurker?”

    …oh, I think there’s a LOT more perfectly true and applicable things we can call you than “Lurker”…

  3. ANyone who’s troubled themselves to take a deeper look into the dealings of Romney through the years will have a good idea of just what a profoundly putrid lowdown scumbag this guy really is.
    Despite the careful image he’s cloaked himself with he’s a pure evil cockroach.

  4. …THIS is why earlier societies would kill all the other candidates once they selected a chief, it was a good system and I think we should get back to it, starting retroactively TODAY…

  5. Reminds me of the story when Mitt was a teenager and went to pick up his date to go to the movies. She’s not ready so he’s invited to wait in the living room with her father who is busy reading the paper. Mitt wasn’t too comfortable with the situation, not only because the father wasn’t saying anything to him, but also because Mitt had just eaten a Mexican dinner and was feeling like he needed to let off a little steam. That’s when Max, the family dog, came over and laid down on the floor beside him. That gave Mitt and idea, so he lets off a little steam and the father sez: “Max!”
    Great! It worked!
    So he lets out a little more steam.
    The father sez: “MAX!”
    So the next time Mitt lets it all out at once!
    The father puts down the paper and yells: “MAX! Get over here before he shits all over you!

    Looks like Mitt hasn’t really learned anything since!

  6. He’s never gotten over being passed over for SoS. I’m glad POTUS Trump moved past both Romney and Gingrich for cabinet positions. Though I like Gingrich a lot, both he and Romney are too prone to “show the new guy how it’s done in D.C.” ala back room dealing. The only thing transparent about Romney is his ravenous appetite for political power. That’s a trait he shares with all those lifer pols like McConnell, Graham, Pelosi, etc.

  7. Given Mitten’s astronomical ego and sensitivity to criticism this information leaking out and exposing him has got to be really chaffing his powered ass. Haha
    Sometimes justice takes some unusual forms.

  8. …this just goes to show why SOME prayers are not answered.

    During the 2012 election, my wife and I attended prayer rallies, which were not uncommon that year, at someone’s house to avoid getting church tax exemptions yanked (never a worry for Black churches for Obama, but that’s another subject), where we all prayed fervently that Mitt would beat Barry.

    Not granted.

    …and now we know WHY.

    …almost like God knows what’s best for us after all, and won’t grant prayers for things that are BAD for us…no, Obama was not good, but a treacherous Mittens could have made Republicans unelectable until there was no Republic left, and would have just kept pushing the Obama agenda, plus the riots would really have been something…

  9. He and Ryan threw the 2012 Election. Ryan got rewarded with Speaker

    of the House…Romney was on the delayed gratification Program…

    Trump came in and tossed a Wrench into that equation…

    Mittens is unsmittens.

  10. F–k off, Lucky Pierre. Go sock Reinhold Niebuhr’s cuck.

    How many Deepers have two faces? Probably most of them. Maybe some of our Twitter sleuths could focus on finding matching pairs of socks.

  11. Is this the type of trophy meant to be sat upon with finger firmly planted in??

    Enjoy the rest of your ride Mittens.

    You pariah!

  12. Willard ( the ratkeepeer ) Romniewicz

    will probably be bestowed of the

    John ( taffyhead ) McCain

    ” Aboutface in Public Life ” award

    for conspicuous hypocrisy in personal advancement.

  13. Mitt is one example, out of thousands, on why the 17th amendment needs to be repealed, and the selection of state senators returned to the state legislatures. These swamp critters get entrenched with all the campaign contributions from the large donor class. Such amendment should include a recall mechanism to ensure they represent the interests of the state.

    Time for a Convention of the Sates to address this question.

  14. @Mortgages for the Masses October 21, 2019 at 10:33 am

    > Time for a Convention of the Sates to address this question.

    Because it’s so much easier to convince a super-majority of your neighbors to run your crazy current (soon to be, if it please the assembled congress, ex-) significant other out of town, than to just pack up and leave.

  15. Magic Underwear Mitt is back !

    He hasn’t gotten this many laughs since his famous ‘Zoolander’ cameo, where he said :

    ” I can ‘Pierre’ my OWN ‘Delecto’ , thank you very much !! “

  16. I have been a Ronny Dem for 68 years. Because I am an America loving conservative I voted against the ronny hater Mitt. Everything he and the UNIPARTY have done the last 11 years proves me right!

  17. AbigailAdams
    OCTOBER 21, 2019 AT 7:17 AM
    “He’s never gotten over being passed over for SoS.”

    …so he took the consolation position, PoS, and he’s been filling that role ever since…

  18. Tonight at dinner, George Romney said, “He had white privilege and blew it all sky high. WTF’s wrong with that kid?

    He should have used his mother’s name “Lenore LaFount.”

  19. Wonder what Peter Delecto’s safe word is…could it be, “El Presidente”? Probably, “mommy”. What a perv.


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