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Feminist Freshman: The Word ‘Too’ has Ravaged WomenLong Enough
It’s mass hysteria! Dogs and cats living together! It’s adverbs run amok!
University of Vermont freshman Cameron Schaeffer has had an “epiphany” regarding a three-letter adverb: the word “too” is degrading to women and should no longer be a part of anyone’s vocabulary.
“I have determined that ‘too’ means you’re calling a woman too far away from your idyllic vision of what a woman should be,” Schaeffer writes for The Huffington Post. “I view myself as a well-versed feminist, but I never realized how deeply a three-letter adverb could cut.”
How deep? This deep:
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