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And Now a Word from Not One of Our Sponsors: Kristal Coffee

AI takes a crack at selling what appears to be caffeinated water. If this beverage really delivered as advertised without staining teeth, I might have given it a try.

From the Description on Youtube:

Transport yourself to the year 1993 as we present this fictional commercial that takes you on a humorous journey through the benefits of Kristal Coffee. From the dated hairstyles to the neon-colored outfits, every detail captures the essence of the time.

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And for those wanting the same great taste without the caffeine, try Kristal Coffee Decaf, which seems to have the same euphoric effects. Here

6 Comments on And Now a Word from Not One of Our Sponsors: Kristal Coffee

  1. What’s the point of decaf coffee?
    I drink black coffee to get the morning caffeine to start off the day.
    I’d quit drinking coffee if I had to drink that decaf.

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  2. I still don’t know what AI is. It sure seems like a gimmick with a vaguely Y2K hype. All the cool kids are talking about it, but none of them seem to know what the hell it is. The best description I’ve seen is that it is “glorified pattern recognition”. Is that about right?

    I reckon it will insinuate itself into my life seamlessly, when I’m not looking. Or we’ll all be laughing twenty years from now about the “big AI scam”. Whatever. I will continue to try and pay attention, though.

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  3. Decaf fills a niche. I usually only have dessert on the weekends and I eat it several hours after my evening meal. I love the taste of coffee, I drink it black and unsweetened. A cup of decaf with dessert is a treat and the caffeine doesn’t keep me awake.

    First thing in the morning, give me the full caffeine, double strength. Late in the evening, not so much.

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