Angry Black Woman Endorses Elitist White Woman

Noted Squad Member Throws Her Weave Into the Ring for VP.

Diogenes’ Middle Finger: A day after Tank Abrams said she’s available to be anyone’s VP because racist won’t let her run Georgia, and weeks after the anti-Semitic squad members Reps. Iham Omar, Alexandria Ocashew-Cortex and Rashy Tablet all endorsed an old white Jewish commie Bernie Sanders, squad member and fake hair weave enthusiast Ayanna Pressley ended the suspense and officially threw her endorsement to Senator Lizzy Warren for president.

Warren, Sanders, and Joe Biden all reportedly sought Pressley’s endorsement, but Ms. High Horse was won over by Warren’s plan-making kung fu. Warren’s opponents have taken to mocking her plans, which is admittedly easier than coming up with different ones. Black supporters of Pressley were so disappointed in her choice of endorsing a privileged White Woman, some took Twitter to ask Pressley if she knew Warren stole all her ideas from Kamala Harris or that Warren was once a Republican and used to eat black babies at Federalist Society potlucks. read more

9 Comments on Angry Black Woman Endorses Elitist White Woman

  1. When Ayanna Pressley sez: “I’m gonna show you the ropes” it takes on a whole new meaning! Now if a White man told her that she’d be screaming about he wanted to lynch her!

  2. It’s not “The Squad” it’s “The Klown Posse.”

    The Squad implies a serious military-type arrangement and a gaggle of demented hysterical hens is anything but serious – though they ARE militant.

    Words matter.

    izlamo delenda est …

  3. That’s a huge endorsement! That is when you take into consideration that gargantuan buttocks which nestled somewhere within rests the neural circuits forming a rudimentary brain.

  4. Lizzy Warren took an axe and gave that hair weave 40 wacks. When Pressly asked if she could run, Lizzy gave her 41


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