AOC says Bernie Sanders has the intelligence of a sea sponge

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – May 13th, 2019
This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it.
Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal.

But the GOP is basically Dwight from The Office so who knows.


Bernie Sanders – May 19th, 2019

…climate change is caused by human behavior and that the scientists tell us that we have all of 12 years to aggressively go forward and transform our energy system, unless – we are going to see disastrous results and damage to this country and the world. Irreparable damage is the term they use.

23 Comments on AOC says Bernie Sanders has the intelligence of a sea sponge

  1. Confused…

    Is this one of those “Takes one to know one” punch lines?

    Or “She who smelt it, dealt it?”

  2. 12 years? Wouldn’t one think, at least in the abstract, that a point of no return would take millions of years to come to fruition? At least thousands of years? If we were 12 years from the end of the world we would all be dead for thousands of years.

    But, hey, keep up the bullshit.

  3. “Give me a minute…”

    “Just a second…”

    That said: doesn’t EVERYONE equate some coming event with “12 years?” As in seeing someone after a long time: “Joe! Why I haven’t seen you in, what, 12 years?!”

    Gidget is so full of sh-t, it’s coming out of her big ears.

  4. It only took her 6 weeks to figure out how stupid she is. That’s impressive for a moron.

  5. Hmm…let me think here.

    Sponge vs Bernie?

    The Sponge does not know any better it responds to the environment.

    The Burnout Bernie KNOWS better, yet he creates the sponge like environment…the NEED TO EAT and SOAK up.

    I would rather be eaten by a sea sponge than consumed by SWAMP blood soaking LEECHES like Bernie and his boy and gal Bros.

  6. RadioMattM… I died in 1978 when all the petrol and coal mines failed. And the ice caps (whatthefuckevertheyare?) melted and we’d be neck deep in this shit called agua.

    And then we killed all the PUFFINS! Oh, fuck, we killed a lot of PUFFINS! Then we died again. And then we died because we beat all the baby seals with clubs.

    How many times have I died?

    I forgot about RADON and ACID RAIN! I died at least 2 more times…

  7. I’ve been told I was gonna die hundreds of times, since I was a wee bairn because we (somebody) smoked puffins. I’ve never seen a puffin, or a seal, or RADON GAS, except in photographs. But hey, if we don’t save the PUFFINS WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

    I fart, too… when I eat bad food. That’s gotta be bad, too.

  8. AOC – “This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it.”

    You mean like when Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house, referring how close Russia was to Alaska. What did all the lib media do? They went nuts calling her stupid, taking her literally at her word. Just like they do anytime a Republican or Conservative utters some sarcasm. “Hey maybe Russia can find the 30,000 missing e-mails” ring a bell AOC?

  9. why do I immediately begin thinking that this Ameba Ocasio-Cortez believes Sea Sponges are actually higher on the intelligence scale?

  10. Al Gore made a billion by conning clueless drones into believing in the scam of global warming. Gore used part of his fortune to buy a multi million dollar SEA LEVEL estate in Montecito, Ca. So today I packed up all my shit, mostly blue tarps, and headed to where we know global warming won’t happen: Montecito.

  11. The Left has Snopes fact-checking the Babylon Bee, but Conservatives are humor-impaired? 😂😂😂👍

  12. Imagine this if you will , would it be scary to glance down and see her eyes glancing back up at you ??


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