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“Armageddon” X 3

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At least three massive asteroids, powerful enough to obliterate an entire city, may be on a collision course with Earth in the coming weeks, as per a new study published in the journal Astronomy and Astrophysics.

The asteroids- dubbed 2020 SB, 524522, and 2002 CL1- are currently locked in an orbit with Venus and remain hidden in the Sun’s glare, making them nearly undetectable from Earth using conventional telescopes. This “cosmic blind spot” makes last-minute detection almost impossible, researchers warned. More

Let me see if I have this right. According to the expert these asteroids orbit Venus but “even a slight gravitational disturbance could deflect them onto a path toward Earth” but we have to send a satellite there to monitor these rocks because they are hard to track by telescope. Anyone else see the problem here? – Dr. Tar

30 Comments on “Armageddon” X 3

  1. Dear Professor Doctor Astronomer Scientist,
    I calculate that a slightly different “slight gravitational disturbance” could send them crashing into your mom — if she’s still working that same truck stop.

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  2. ^^^^You make a good point, Dr. Tar. I can see the quotes from the scientists once the satellites are in place: “oops, our bad. Sorry Chicago.”

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  3. “THERE’S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE”

    THAT WAS 150 YRS AGO

    ADJUSTED FOR POPULATION INFLATION, REPLACE “MINUTE” WITH “SECOND”

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  4. Fear Mongering – Quit using coal, oil, and gas, it attracts asteroids.
    Christians – repent before Yeshua returns.
    Democrats – Give me 10 millions bucks and I will stop the asteroids
    Republicans – Lets give that asteroid a strongly worded letter.
    Me – Pour me another glass of wine

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  5. cato THURSDAY, 29 MAY 2025, 15:34 AT 3:34 PM

    May we substitute Shitcago for Memphis?

    I’m forty miles as the crow flys from there. Will the payout from State Farm be refused as an act of God?

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  6. If LA, NYC, and Chicago attracted those asteroids, the marxists would never win another national election in the US; unless they cheated (but we know they’d never do that).

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  7. Finally! The SMOD arrives! Now let’s make it the right 3 cities.

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