News 18
At least three massive asteroids, powerful enough to obliterate an entire city, may be on a collision course with Earth in the coming weeks, as per a new study published in the journal Astronomy and Astrophysics.
The asteroids- dubbed 2020 SB, 524522, and 2002 CL1- are currently locked in an orbit with Venus and remain hidden in the Sun’s glare, making them nearly undetectable from Earth using conventional telescopes. This “cosmic blind spot” makes last-minute detection almost impossible, researchers warned. More
Let me see if I have this right. According to the expert these asteroids orbit Venus but “even a slight gravitational disturbance could deflect them onto a path toward Earth” but we have to send a satellite there to monitor these rocks because they are hard to track by telescope. Anyone else see the problem here? – Dr. Tar
I smell bulllllllshiiiiiittttttt!
I got this.
They just want US research grants to keep their phony-baloney jobs going.
Dear Professor Doctor Astronomer Scientist,
I calculate that a slightly different “slight gravitational disturbance” could send them crashing into your mom — if she’s still working that same truck stop.
Stories like this give me roid rage.
Won’t adding the satellite close enough to watch these things have a gravitational effect on them?
Can we Pick which 3 cities?
For consideration:
LA, West Coast
NYC, East Coast
Memphis, Mid America
^^^^You make a good point, Dr. Tar. I can see the quotes from the scientists once the satellites are in place: “oops, our bad. Sorry Chicago.”
Let me guess. Everybody better mask up, submit to an experimental injection and we have to all vote by mail.
“THERE’S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE”
THAT WAS 150 YRS AGO
ADJUSTED FOR POPULATION INFLATION, REPLACE “MINUTE” WITH “SECOND”
I’m guessing we are more likely to be hit by asteroids than actual science, at least ‘nowadays’.
Did someone say swamp gas from Venus?
“Who had asteroids for June?”
Hey Astronomy professor guy- What about the toilet paper circling Uranus?
Fear Mongering – Quit using coal, oil, and gas, it attracts asteroids.
Christians – repent before Yeshua returns.
Democrats – Give me 10 millions bucks and I will stop the asteroids
Republicans – Lets give that asteroid a strongly worded letter.
Me – Pour me another glass of wine
^ Make mine out of gin and limes.
Sounds like the latest deep state slush fund scheme… killer asteroids!!!
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!… someday… of something… (shrug)
cato THURSDAY, 29 MAY 2025, 15:34 AT 3:34 PM
May we substitute Shitcago for Memphis?
I’m forty miles as the crow flys from there. Will the payout from State Farm be refused as an act of God?
If LA, NYC, and Chicago attracted those asteroids, the marxists would never win another national election in the US; unless they cheated (but we know they’d never do that).
Isn’t there a safe and effective Vaccine to protect us?
It’s time for pagans to perform their ritual virgin human sacrifice.
In this case, the virgins needed are white-coated govt-funded INCELs.
Fear is important
Seen it several times, “When worlds collide” all most the same results. We’ve worn out our welcome, same as the dinosaurs.
I always root for the asteroid.
Cato, I would like to nominate Denver for consideration.
These Astronomers Concerned for the World Scientists are always fearful of ass-roids.
Is there a tax we can pay to protect us?
A few American cities need destroying.
I’m worried or exuberant, depending upon which city?
Finally! The SMOD arrives! Now let’s make it the right 3 cities.
Maybe it’s just Gods way of saying “Fuck you people, game over”