Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”

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I gotta tell ya, anybody stupid enough to buy ANYTHING from these two deserves to get taken. Dan Ryan Galt

25 Comments on Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”

  1. Obviously the dood on the left didn’t get the memo that having grillz in da hood doesn’t mean firing up a Webber and stickin yer face into it!

  2. From the arrest report. I am rolling here.

    “I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…”

  3. “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”~~~ H. L. Mencken US editor (1880 – 1956)

    I’m taking a slightly different tack here: What made these two rocket surgeons think they could get away with it?

  4. Moose and Squirrel, ah Barry, look quite similar next to one another and enough people, living or dead, were stupid enough to punch their tickets to put them in the WH. Buying from these two wasn’t much of a stretch for them.

  5. Looks like these two used their “gold bars” to smack each other around. A case of diversified crazy.

  6. “Didn’t they used to work fer Starbucks at one point?”

    Yeah, these are the two who kept writing “Race Together” on everyone’s cups after the memo from corporate came down with instructions to cut it out.

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