How To Pump Gas

January 9, 2018 Jethro 24

For all you Oregonian snowflakes who are afraid to pump your own gas… Watch How HERE. If Tisha can do it you have no excuse!

Redneck Engineering

January 4, 2018 Jethro 32

I am replacing the transmission in my classic mustang and I discovered a worn out pilot bearing that I have to replace.  The proper bearing extraction tool is expensive and seemed a waste to purchase considering I will probably only do this once in my [Read More]

Contest Winner!

November 15, 2017 Jethro 29

Last night I promised I would tabulate the scores and and whoever came closest to the average would win 10,000 iOTWreport bucks.   See the contest HERE. Many of you cannot follow simple instructions.  I can imagine your tax returns are disasters and you get audited [Read More]

Contest – Perception VS Reality

November 14, 2017 Jethro 58

In honor of Sir Big Fur Hat’s birthday, and his attempt at obscuring his age (39 my arse), how about everyone subtract the age you feel from your actual age.  At the end of the day I will calculate the average.  Whoever has a “futility” [Read More]

All Hail Andrew Breitbart

September 25, 2017 Jethro 20

On this fabulous occasion of the Weiner, aka “Carlos Danger” being sentenced to 21 months in prison, we should all recognize that this would not have happened if not for the bravery, tenacity and courage of Andrew Breitbart. Watch this video of Andrew hijacking Weiner’s [Read More]

Allah is beating his wife

August 1, 2017 Jethro 14

Today, as I was leaving a store I noticed it was raining while the sun was shining. As I approached my car I passed a moslem couple.  I looked up and said out loud so they could hear, “Allah must be beating his wife”. The [Read More]

Trump Limo-Cam Video

July 10, 2017 Jethro 9

Breaking News!!!! Donald Trump was riding along in the presidential limo when CNN took a potshot at him as he drove by.  Quick thinking Donald activated the special “President takes over” rear seat driving controls and then LOOK OUT CNN!!! Click to watch!  

This Is Really Sad

April 26, 2017 Jethro 8

This guy’s father (the mother’s ex-husband) works as a cook in the cafeteria at the company where I work.  He is the nicest guy.  He is understandably devastated. “A child-custody dispute over 3-year-old Kelly Williams ended in tragedy over the weekend when her father fatally shot [Read More]

When A Clump Is Not A Clump

February 10, 2017 Jethro 10

Autonomous Life in the Womb What is “embryonic autonomy,” you ask? According to a recent study, titled “Self-organization of the human embryo in the absence of maternal tissues,” human embryos from the earliest stages of life can direct their own development—in or out of the [Read More]

Chris Cuomo is a Fakenews-er

February 10, 2017 Jethro 18

“Fake news is the worst thing that you can call a journalist. It’s like an ethnic disparagement” – Chris Cuomo THERE – I SAID IT! Read about it HERE.

She’s Wrapped Tight and Tied Loose

December 28, 2016 Jethro 5

Beverly Hillbillies – Season 1, Episode 27: Granny’s Spring Tonic A gold digger tries to sink her claws into Uncle Jed. Watch the full episode HERE. (No sound during the opening sequence due to copyrights covering the song).

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