Babylon Bee: Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

BabylonBee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden’s campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, “I’m so close I can smell her.” more

12 Comments on Babylon Bee: Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

  1. D@mn it MJA, I need a new keyboard. I should have put down the drink before I read that. ROFL / LMAO / whatever other text speak acronyms I can find.

    edit – After reading the entire article, the commercial tag line popped into my head for him – if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours…

    edit 2 – though at his age, that erection would probably be fatal and I am not sure, with his mental capacity that he wouldn’t call 911 at the first sign of an erection: “hello 911? I am not sure what is happening, my body is doing strange things that I don’t remember ever happening before”

  2. Imagine if Joe said about a potential VP pick, whether a black, a female or a combined Blemale: She don’t pass the smell test.

    The Media would have a meltdown and the universe would end.

  3. That schnoz of his is a pig of a different color.

    (BTW, MΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ offered a link to this earlier today.)

  4. The delay in Biden’s announcement is the result of the DNC’s difficulty trying to convince Mooch to accept the VP slot. Even the promise that Barack will be running the operation behind the scenes when she’s President (à la Edith Wilson for Woodrow), has not budged Bigfoot.

    I suggested they drag a slab of Wagyu Beef up Pennsylvania Avenue and then through the White House gates.

    Yes, yes, she said she hated living in the White House, but do you think she objects to living in the history books as the first President allegedly with a cervix?

    Go ahead and laugh… through your mandated face-mask.

  5. T Duckworthless can’t be pick….her platform doesn’t have a leg to stand on….oooh, I went there. Well, T Carlson in deriding her, referred to her as “a sitting U.S. Senator”….so it’s not just me.

    Quit lookin’ at me like that.

  6. Maybe I am over analyzing this (LSD) VP decision process.
    But it seems they have decided it must be a Black Female.
    So I’ll just say it….

    If the pick has to a Black Female, then isn’t the decision process based solely on COLOR and GENDER?

    Isn’t this called RACIST & SEXIST?

  7. Race is a personal decision, just like gender for the left. So its up in the air, like a stink floating.

  8. They’re trying to find a candidate that won’t upstage Biden. But even the collection of cretins mentioned as possibles would do that while in a coma. The bar is so low that some insects qualify.

  9. The problem is the democrat tradition of picking a VP candidate that is dumber than the head of the ticket. Now with Slow Joe at the head of the ticket this tradition has caused a real dilemma in trying to find someone dumber than Joe.

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