Babylon Bee: Nike Releases Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters

“We stand in solidarity with those looting stores and getting free stuff to show how much they care about justice,” said a Nike representative. “To that end, we are releasing this $250 pair of shoes some Chinese lady made for 30 cents.” Go see them


h/t ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

10 Comments on Babylon Bee: Nike Releases Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters

  1. @cbx8102 – the Babylon Bee is a parody that is way more honest than you and even though “lying” is their schtick, they lie way less than you do you skank whore aspiring to be a garden slug.

  2. I thought the perfect commemorative shoes for looters would be an empty shoebox.

    But that’s why I’m here.

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  3. Kidding, I wouldn’t steal and I wouldn’t wear them ugly things if my feet were bleeding.

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  4. …more like “…some Chinese lady was FORCED to make for 30 cents”.

    …and you’d want a steel shank for walking over broken glass, not just padding…

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