Babylon Bee> Weird: Everyone Who Attended Bernie Sanders’ Town Hall Has Reported Their Wallet Missing

Babylon Bee: NEW YORK, NY—Well, this is more than a little odd.

Every single attendee of Bernie Sanders’ town hall meeting on Fox News earlier this week has reported that their wallet has mysteriously gone missing.

“I know I had my wallet in my pocket, but after meeting Bernie Sanders, shaking his hand, and thanking him for everything he’s doing for the country, I noticed my wallet was missing,” said one woman from Brooklyn. “I noticed it on the way to the car. Really strange.”  MORE

5 Comments on Babylon Bee> Weird: Everyone Who Attended Bernie Sanders’ Town Hall Has Reported Their Wallet Missing

  1. 😅the old guy is not only a commie he’s also a pick pocket.so thats how he gets is donations. 🤔😄😏

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  2. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW OUR DOD WOULD FARE UNDER CRAZY BERNIE?? WHILE RUSSIAN AND CHINESE MILITARIES FLOURISH??

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  3. Now snopes will “fact check” this story as well?????
    THIS BERN SUCK
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  4. Well, it beats being alone with biden, then finding out your bra is unhooked. On several occassions, obama has complained about it to the secret service.

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