Bad Sex Advice for $250 an Hour

Stacy McCain-

…once you decide there are no rules — rejecting all moral standards so that everything is acceptable — it becomes impossible to say that any “relationship” is wrong or harmful, so long as its consensual. Has someone violated your consent? Call the cops, not a therapist. If nothing is ever wrong, then any unhappiness you experience with your non-binary kinky polygamous partner(s) is entirely your problem. What’s the use of seeing a marriage and family therapist in such a situation? She’s going to counsel you and your partner(s) on how to make your basement BDSM dungeon experiences more pleasurable?

Becoming a licensed marriage and family therapist in California is so easy that even people who are against marriage can do it, as is the case of “sex-positive” therapist Moushumi Ghose. She has a “private practice specializing in sexuality, alternative relationships and lifestyles including kink, polyamory, gender non-binary, lgbt and more.” Not sure what the “and more” might include, but Ms. Ghose identifies as “queer” and has written at length of her opposition to monogamy, so she is theoretically in favor of anything except normal heterosexual relationships.

Do people practicing “alternative relationships and lifestyles including kink, polyamory,” etc., have much need for licensed therapists? And if so, what goes on in such therapy sessions?


19 Comments on Bad Sex Advice for $250 an Hour

  1. The Imp of Perversity is whispering in my ear that I should go to California, get a therapist ticket, and recommend to everybody methamphetamine suppositories and autoerotic asphyxiation.

  2. I didn’t read any more of it. But I think that a Moushumi Ghose is a name one might find in National Geographic describing some type of animal, like, you know, like Ocrazio-Cortez, Hamadryas Gelada, or Gelada Chacma. These are scientific names given to Baboons for some reason that escapes me. For example, the scientific name for Bill Mahar is Nasalis Larvatus.
    And just to prove to y’all I’m not completely bonkers, the ancient name for Ireland was Hibernia. So stop reading this freaky shit and have a great Saint Patrick’s Day. Erin Go Bragh!

  3. Perhaps the single greatest victory (and tragedy) the Left pulled off in the West is destroying the concept of shame.

  4. Cole Porter told us this over 80 years ago! He made a small fortune (remember Bread was $0.02 a loaf and new cars were $350 back the, OK nobody can remember.) for this observation of America after FDR’s election.NOt our FDR but the first Bush President.

  5. If there are no standards, then there is no good or bad.
    If there is no good or bad, then there is no taboo against cannibalism

  6. “The Imp of Perversity is whispering in my ear that I should go to California, get a therapist ticket, and recommend to everybody methamphetamine suppositories and autoerotic asphyxiation.”

    So Uncle Al – you want to be the 125th California therapist that prescribes these things? It’s a crowded market already.

  7. OK being that the topic is filth, dirt, sickness, freaks, and sex, let me tell you a story. This is a true story. I heard it in a bar years ago when I used to frequent those dens. So there has to be some truth to it, even though I wouldn’t swear on it.
    Back in the sixties a young Journalism Student from the Columbia University School of Journalism, NYC, visited Ireland. He went there to get some dirt on Catholic Irish farmers and their sex life. He went to Galway, for he had heard that Galway farmers were known as “sheepshaggers.”
    The journalist hooked up with a farmer. They met one day and the farmer took the lad for a walk around his farm. They chatted away for a while about crop rotation, saving hay, pulling carrots, onions, and so on. Just about the moment the Journalist was about to bring up the subject of marriage and sex, they came across a lamb with it’s head stuck in a bunch of briars. Now, said the farmer.there’s an opportunity a man should never let go by. So he un zipped and had sex with the lamb right there. As he zipped up he said to the Journalist, do you want some of that?
    Yes, said the Journalist, but do I have to stick my head in the briars?
    Don, Anderson, Chris, did you attend Columbia. Just askin’.

  8. Can’t we just let the state of CA go? Then we could prevent them from freely traveling the rest of the country.

  9. I would like to offer my services as a relationship counselor
    I will charge $65.00 an hour. And the snacks are free. I provide great snackage.
    We won’t have ‘Conversations’ that have the phrases: Finding myself, inner child, soul mate, Space, and all that blather
    We will have ‘Conversations’ like: Fuck off douchnozzle, and Project much Buttsniff? And crowd pleasers like: Your assholishness is beyond comprehension.
    Who wants tedious conversation when you can throw a platter of cold cuts?

  10. We are living in the Weimar Republic II.

    Lucky for us that Trump ain’t Hindenberg, though the democrat freaks trying to rule us sure are Hitlers.

  11. And you know what else pisses me off to no end? Going to a fucking 7/11 and have some guy serve me while on his cell phone speaking in a foreign language and paying absolutely no attention to me. He baggs my shit. rings it up and puts his hand out for my cash, still yaking on the phone, without even looking at me. I tell him to shove it up his ass, and walk out. He’ll never see me again. Fuck these people!

  12. Your first mistake was going to 7-11 in the first place. I haven’t been to a 7-11 in probably 15 years or more especially since I quit drinking Slurpees and Big Gulps. And why do they call them convenience stores when they conveniently rip you off for everything you can buy cheaper at a regular grocery store?


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