I’m guessing this would be the nightmare. The dream would probably be a hungry grizzly bear tearing them to pieces and riding away on one of their bikes while flipping the middle claw back at their bloody corpses.
“Don’t look back Mate!”
“Trust me. Keep pedaling.”
I was hoping to at least see the bird TRY to attack.
Dang. I was getting excited as the video seemed to be building to a great climax, but then…pursuitus interruptus!
That freaking bird can motor-looked like they were doing over 30mph-if I was the guy filming it, I’d a been leery of that bird stopping and grabbing a hunk of me as I went by.
Reminds me of the time I was riding and gave a bunch of Mexicans some shit about something-so 2 or 3 of them started chasing me-what a hoot-they were swearing to kill me for about a half a block and then they were gassed.
Broasted ostrich, mmmmm
Create a cartoon of a bird chasing stuff, add in a large dog or something trying to catch it, and call it Road Racer. Make the bird honk like a semi, and have the dog order crazy wacko inventions from somewhere to help him catch it. I’m telling you, its a great idea. Video games, lunch boxes. Could make a mint. I’m going to start a gofundme right now.
He probably just wanted them to see the size of his PECKER!
is that an ostrich chasing a cyclist?… or a cyclist chasing an ostrich?
…I mean, look at it from the ostrich’s point of view
It gave me some warm and fuzzies, I tell you. I’d have like to see the ostrich give them what-for before the end of the video. Darn.
Sound yummy. I’ve had ostrich burgers, but never broasted ostrich. I’d love to get me some. I finally have alligator in the freezer. Can’t wait to fry it up.
Really. Who was the guy with the camera? That bear in the forest chasing the bicyclist in the woods?