Biden Claims Walter Reed Nurses Would “actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move” – IOTW Report

Biden Claims Walter Reed Nurses Would “actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move”

Sara Carter

Former Vice President Joe Biden, the Democrats hope for the White House, said during an interview that when he previously stayed at Walter Reed hospital the nurses would blow in his nose to get him moving.

Yes, they would blow in his nose to get him moving. He did add the disclaimer that it was before the outbreak of COVID-19 and I thought, thank God for that small miracle. More

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43 Comments on Biden Claims Walter Reed Nurses Would “actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move”

  1. Well.
    [Throws napkin on table, pushes plate back]
    I guess I’m done with breakfast.

  2. If he were bald he’d be the spittin’ image of Uncle Fester–but more creepy and vile-

  3. So now joey is like a blow up doll that you breathe air into to get him moving. He’d be a Weeble and he would fall down. What a maroon, and when did he ever stay at Walter Reed? Liar, liar, pants on fire! I see London, I see France I see joy’s skid marked underpants.

  4. Nurses are unanimously saying WTF.

    Hillary claimed she had pneumonia after she seized up on 9/11. After almost everyone said WTF, a bunch of her staffers told selected media outlets that they had also gotten pneumonia.

    I expect that there will be some Bidenistas today recounting their own experiences with schozz-whisperers. If the story is widely reported. And that is a big “if”.

  5. Next he’s gonna tell us he had a couple of ribs removed. Nasty old bastard.

  6. I’ve commented on this before, but I’m really beginning to think Dementia Joe resembles Sling Blade. I swear I can almost see him telling that kid in the movie this story and believing every word of it. However, this tale does explain how his brain became pixelated and confused after those nurses tickled his nose hairs with their hot breath. It’s a barely acknowledged truth over fact that nose hairs are directly connected to the cerebellum in some retarded folks.

  7. If joey had 2 ribs removed would he be like a woman when God removed two of Adam’s ribs in order create a woman, just asking.

  8. That would only work if he had a plug in his ass.

  9. geoff the aardvark
    Some weirdos have their two bottom ribs removed so that they can bend further. That way they can suck their own……I’ll leave that to your imagination.

  10. I think sleepy Joe is trying to blow smoke up someone’s bung hole!

  11. A 60s throw-back for ya –
    Blow in his nose and he’ll follow you anywhere!
    (or something like that)

    Marco – We think alike. For years I have said that Jackass Joe is a grinning imbecile who swaggers around like an arrogant used car lot manager with the personality of a crooked Tourettes-addled Winnebago man hamstrung with the mental agility of Karl Childers! Now he’s just the face of the radical, terrorist Left hiding behind the shell of an old, worn out, crazy career politician. Look past the facade my friends!!

  12. Holly Crap!
    At first glance I thought he was referring to them trying to resuscitate him because his breathing had stopped during a procedure. That’s what they do to dogs and cats.

  13. I worked at Walter Reed and the only human who I ever blew in their nose was a preemie in the NICU. No medical person blows in a nose of an adult. Someone get this guy! He also said the President can’t say China flu because Americans can’t tell Asians apart (paraphrasing here)

  14. TRF: I’m amazed, no dumbfounded, that Dementia Joe has made it this far. He was handily rejected every time he tried to get the nomination back when the voters were rational citizens and the National Press and Television Broadcasting Companies were not so completely biased and determined to elect Trump’s replacement. Obiden Bama’s nomination is signpost on the road to ruin paved with bad intentions for what’s left of the country that rejected him before.

  15. 10,173 views on his roundtable in 21 hours.
    With a 1:1 like:dislike ratio.

    Comments disabled. Of course.

    Most of those views are people picking out absurd clips, which you can do by throwing a dart at the timeline.

    Somehow democrats think he has a chance of winning? And the polls suggest so? Yea, riiiiiiiight.

    In a week you’ll hear the roundtable reported as a “viral video.”

  16. Lying hiddin’ Biden, the only thing being blown is smoke up the Nations a$$.

  17. Blow up the nose? Sort of like Hunter, then….

  18. This narcissistic pervert is incrementally putting his perversions out on display just to show us that democrats will vote for him no matter how sick and twisted he is. Narcissists get off via exhibitionism.

  19. Anonymous JULY 23, 2020 AT 9:38 AM
    “Is this a standard medical practice?”

    Mouth to nose and mouth respirations IS a valid practice.

    With infants.

    …also, under VERY LIMITED, specific circumstances with adults. Since Joe didn’t have a car accident or get his jaw jacked as he so richly has deserved his entire life, HIS story seems unlikely.

    But also not the BIGGEST lie he ever told, so, meh, let’s talk about Benghazi and Bursima instead…

  20. The only thing I can think is that the demonrats/commies are so sure of winning through violence and vote fraud – they don’t care who they run.

  21. Marco – Me too! I keep wondering if they are going to jettison this abject moron in favor of someone whose marbles haven’t completely rolled behind the refrigerator, but then I look at the big picture and think it really doesn’t matter because they will be pushing whomever they pick into office with rampant voter fraud, a ginned-up assertion that Trump won’t leave office, 600 hundred lawyers to challenge the election results and thousands of recruits rounded up to throw the President out of office!
    Now we already know that the polls are ginned-up, so given all that, would it really surprise anyone if the Complicit, Bought & Paid For, Knee-Pad Media simply report (and insist) on Election night that the democRATs win big! (regardless of the actual vote tally).
    Remember what Stalin said: “It’s not the people who vote that count, it’s the people who count the votes.”
    Well maybe “It’s not the people who vote that count, it’s the people who report the votes who do.”

  22. The Demmedia knows that Joe is a husk of a man, and they are doing their damndest to hide it. But there’s that meddling Trump, publicly mocking Biden all the time. So here’s their new narrative:

    “…Trump is lowering the bar for Biden in the debates. That is the opposite of what successful candidates do. Trump should be raising the bar for Biden, talking about what an experienced debater Biden is, having participated in so many debates during his more than four decades as a politician in Washington. If Trump continues to dismiss him as incompetent, all Biden will have to do to win is string together a few coherent sentences..”

    You see, PDT, they’re concerned that you’re digging a hole for yourself. They only want what’s best for you. Don’t you know that Joe is brilliantly trolling you with hallucinatory absurdities and rhetorical box canyons?

  23. That poor woman sharing the screen with him. I mean, she had to nod and look serious when you know she wanted to bust out laughing.
    She deserves combat pay. I don’t even care if she’s a full on leftist a-hole. She held it together!

  24. …you can also do that for valid medical reasons where you blow from a few inches away at the nostrils as part of an LOC or APGAR scoring, but again, it’s REALLY more for infants as there are more, and more EFFECTIVE, ways to (NONSEXUALLY) arouse ADULT patients and stimulate (NONSEXUALLY)them to see about posturing and LOC and reactivity, too…

    …and under NORMAL circumstances I would NOT have to write (NONSEXUALLY) so many times, or at ALL, in a clearly medical discussion, but when things involve Democrat perverts (redundant, I know), you kind of NEED the disclaimer…

  25. nurses r 2 smart to get close to you, child-sniffer – they have seen you in action

  26. Sure, Joe, and they stroked the blond hair on your legs, too.

    Ah, Joe, it was smelling salts. You were passed out, unresponsive and dreaming about sniffing their hair.


    (Joe nodded off.)

  27. Crazy Joe (the Finger) Biden is a serial Moron!

  28. His nose?Is he sure they weren’t blowing soothing air up his ass after a…..meeting with Barry?
    His IMO, dog faced , what was it, Donkey show soldier spouse might know.
    No mercy!

  29. They probably bagged him…with an AMBU BAG, I think a BODY BAG would have been more appropriate!

  30. Joe: “I had the nurses at Walter Reed blow in my nose.”
    So, Walter Reed was where he had his hair plugs done? At tax payers expense? Or was the “surgery” his brain aneurism repair? That would really be “minor surgery”.

  31. I think Joey is confused again about what body orifice was being blown into to get him moving. [I’m guessing after rubbing his leg hair didn’t work]

    “Back in the late 1700s, however, doctors literally blew smoke up people’s rectums. Believe it or not, it was a general mainstream medical procedure used to, among many other things, resuscitate people who were otherwise presumed dead…”

    [200 years from now Dr. Fauci’s advice maybe judged at the same level of nonsense]

    Forget the smoke – a good sharp poke in the rear will get ’em moving every time. .

  32. Blink – I’m gonna guess that is what instigated the subsequent saying: “Blow it out yer ass!”

  33. Ha Ha HA! Poor ol’ Joe. Somethin’ went up up some kinda orifice and that, by gum, is what he remembers! So yeah, smoke, enema, catheter, intubation cannula. Sumpin’ got blown, anyways! Dat’s how he remembers it!

  34. I think that was termites munching on Joe’s brain.

  35. In Joe’s semi-aware state, he didn’t know it was actually a therapy dog, not a nurse…poor dog.


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