Biden Misremembers Year of Pandemic, Says Weird crap

“We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and elections and, at the same time, correct the public health.”

Got it?

23 Comments on Biden Misremembers Year of Pandemic, Says Weird crap

  1. What the Democrat leadership is doing to Biden by using him as a candidate is actually cruel.

    Unfortunately, there is no way to hold them accountable for it. Justice is rare when it involves the elite.

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  2. All his jibberish aside, I get sick and tired of these Dems referring to USA as a democracy. I realize it’s on purpose but there needs to be pushback.

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  3. “Got it?” No, I tested negative.

    Alzheimer’s progression on national TV is painful to watch even when the afflicted one is a man I despise.

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  4. I’m beginning to think that Joe probably always spoke such nonsense but no one ever cared to listen till now.

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  5. tell me how this man will debate on stage with anyone?

    hillary 3.0 at the convention

    it’s the only answer

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  6. It’s all a facade, no way TPTB in the DNC will let him run. No way. They’re allowing the Biden Basement Circus to continue so that when they do make their move, really, what will anyone have to say in his defense?

    Sanders knows it, why do you think he didn’t free his delegates?

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  7. The communist bastards still haven’t found anyone who isn’t so abhorrent to the general public that they can go with. Joe is a drooling mess.

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  8. …well, isn’t THAT an inspiring, ringing speech!

    …for comparison, let’s recast the Gettysburg Address into Biden-style and see how it improves…

    (CNN ANNOUNCER intones)
    “We interrupt this broadcast of the “Anderson Cooper Around The World in 80 Gays” to bring you these soothing words from our grat future leader, Joseph R. Biden, from his emergency post in his home as an example to us all.”

    (Dramatic fade to black, then cut in CANDIDATE)

    “Four square and sexy beers ago our Democrats made a big f*cin’ deal on this island…hill..land thing a new native, took liberties with her, and dedicated to the proposition that kids like hairy legs.

    Now we are engaged in a great big thing, almost as big as that time Corn Pop was waiting by my car with my wife, Obama Rodham, and he wanted to throw down THAT day, let me tell you, man! He and his riding, must have been 150 of ’em, came over to the pool house with ar128s that had 548 round clips, and told me about the pudding tonight…mmm, pudding, that reminds m…what? What are you pointing at a screen or something? Oh, yeah, thanks man..

    Anyway, like I was saying from my heart…MAKE IT BIGGER, I CAN’T READ THAT…ok, my deeply held belief is, that it is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate — we cannot consumate — we cannot hollow — all around. The braves in Atlanta, living and dead, who struggled here are constipated -yeah man, I can identify, till Jill gave me stuff that would bust a BRICK, and I was on the can HOWLING – you’re pointing again, oh, I see, don’t slap your forehead, man, you dog faced pony soldier – It is for us the living Dan Rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we harvest votes because we’d take a WHUPPING if we …oh, that was from the private breifing, I mean..that cause for which they gave the last full measure … hey, that’s that Atkins woman’s programm on the Blue network, innit? Me and Lyndon don’t like her, but Bill says she’s hot— she looks a LITTLE sniffable, sure, but that YOUNG hair all smelling of baby shampoo is the BEST… hey man, OK, I’ll wrap it up..
    that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom…wait, what, did Hunter get ANOTHER one knocked up? He’s banging chicks named “Freedom” now? Sounds like ANOTHER stripper, shit, where can I send him further away than Ukelele over there by Putin and them where they cover their chicks in sardines so he’ll leave ’em alone…OK MAN, DON’T GET ME, I’LL FINISH…and that government that rules the people, buys the people, and screws the people, shall have me as President of the earth.”

    (KEEPERS hustle him away under a coat hastily thrown over his head before screen can fade)

    (CNN ANNOUNCER, weeping)

    …that was *sniff* was…an AMAZING speech, and I, for one, look forward to the day that our President Biden sets things to rights (cuts eyes to RIGHT suddenly, looks surprised, then fearful) while being steadied and masterfully guided by his right arm, Vice President Hillary Rodham Clinton! Yes folks, you heard it here FIRST, in a CNN exclusive, Hillary has consented (eyes RIGHT again), …Hillary the MAGNIFICENT has consented (another glance RIGHT) has been BEGGED by all the free people in the world to use her command of politics to ensure that our President Biden does the right thing when the time comes, and how reassuring to the Nation is it that she will be there were anything to happen to Mr. Biden…(eyes RIGHT again, visibly sighs in relief)…sp folks, I am telling you as a totally neurtral, unbiased, professional representative of this leading newz network that only Biden/Clinton can save us from the Trump-caused Coronavirus scourge! Now back to our regular programming.

    (CUT to ANDERSON COOPER exploring a Chinese man’s rear end with his hands)…

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  9. ^^^ Just wanted to make it clear. The last sentence refers to Anderson Cooper, not Answerman Cooper

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  10. Dementia Joe Obiden Bama is just biden his time. He’s resting up for the No Malarkey Cruising for a Bruising Bus ride to Palookaville to make it to the Full Catastrophe Convention in Milwaukee. He’s the future of the Dementiacrat Party. It’s going to be more spectacular than anything since Cody Jarrett touched off that huge gas storage tank in “White Heat.” That’s when Joey shouts “Made it, Jill! Top of the world!”

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  11. He talks like these fools that post on here who are ‘making$287,16 a week on home business’ write.

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  12. Answerman Cooper APRIL 9, 2020 AT 9:36 AM
    “^^^ Just wanted to make it clear. The last sentence refers to Anderson Cooper, not Answerman Cooper”

    …well, yes, that is correct, but you’re not concerned about the THIRD sentence that sets it up the same way? I mean, I didn’t know YOU had a CNN show, and I thought I was making the SHOW up too, but I don’t watch CNN so maybe I just guessed well and there’s something you need to tell the group?

    …we’ll only hound you mercilessly until the Democrats shut the Internet down to free speech if so, which means it wouldn’t be for long…

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  13. I was tempted to try to match Joe’s gibberish in an attempt to say something funny, but Supernightshade crushed it already.

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  14. Go eat you Toilet Flakes Joe.

    In complete honesty, If Trump debates the feeble pervert on national TV he will look like a bully.
    Could that possibly be the Hillary Party’s plan?

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