DCN: JOE BIDEN SAYS PEOPLE WON’T GET CORONAVIRUS MONEY BECAUSE TRUMP IS PERSONALLY SIGNING EVERY CHECK.
Congress passed and President Trump signed a $2.2 trillion coronavirus relief package that will, among other things, get cash payments to over 160 million Americans. Old man Joe Biden, like the rest of us, is under house arrest and can no longer be outside to yell at the clouds, so from his basement bunker, he’s yelling at Trump. His latest fit of elderly rage has him thinking that people won’t be getting their checks any time soon because President Trump has to personally sign each one.
Since Joe retreated to his bunker, he spends his days trying to be real-life Babylon Bee headlines. This is Joe sticking the self-parody on Friday: MORE